simple son of a bitch

A person of limited intelligence whose actions frequently cause inconvenience and/or frustration and/or anger in anybody that has the misfortune of having to deal with them.

Hey! You simple son of a bitch! You wrecked my car, burned down my house and tore a hole in the space time continuum! YOU SIMPLE SON OF A BITCH!

by ol' bilnick November 29, 2019

Simple hard

A simple hard is something that is simple that you find hard.

That book was a simple hard

by Helloiamsmart February 19, 2020

Simpleton

When you dog the boys a countless number of times for coochie.

The blonde-haired boy dogged the boys because every time we go out he decides to get his dick wet instead of kicking back with the boys, he is now and forever will be branded a simpleton.

by THENUMBERONESIMP March 29, 2020

Simple

A simp with a pimple

Look it's very simple!

by NooNeedToThankMe April 29, 2020

SimplePhile

Someone who is sexually attracted to the corpses of children (Ages 1-10)

"I was shocked to learn that my friend was a SimplePhile.

by Reptention October 19, 2020

Simple Plan

Simple Plan: A Canadian pop punk band that writes cliche stereotypical songs about being a teenager with "big problems" and sung in a voice that's a high pitched as Alvin & The Chipmunks and as nasally as Louis Griffin from Family Guy, making them the essentially the Nickelback of Pop Punk.

I used to listen to Simple Plan is high school but now as an adult I think they're the reason why earth feels like a bag of shit floating in space knowing that there still people who listen to them.

by skatepunkerboi18241 October 28, 2020

simplementation

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Tafa2alo bl 5ayr tagedoh .. simplementation

by ElJoj October 28, 2020