scottish snowball

When you pass some single malt liquor from your mouth to another mouth

Lagavulin made for a hell of a Scottish snowball

by The Scottish otter July 22, 2018

Scotting

Scotting is when you buy stuff for a girl or take her out and spend so much money on her but you know that she’s not into you.

Did you see Gustavo? He’s a Scotting with that girl. Mad stupid

by Guavocado October 28, 2018

Scottish tea party

The act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members.

A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.

by Dr. G. March 25, 2019

Scottier

A very gay person

Scottierier

by Scottier May 24, 2019

scottish sea star

When 5 or more guys stand in a circle locked arms and a ginger girl in the middle. The girl then proceeds to jerk off with her hands and feet and sucks off the first guy all at the same time. Also known as an Irish circle jerk

That ginger bitch Melissa got Scottish sea starred last night she’s never felt so violated.

by Spongeboymebob August 10, 2019

Scottish bagpipe

The act of connecting one's rectum to another's usually performed with a cylindrical tube or rod to help regulate internal body temperatures by sharing flatulence. The bagpipe definition was derived a Scotsman the that had climbed Mount Everest and survived using his quick wits bagpipe and young squire.

Did you hear Rodger and Mick Finney had to play the Scottish bagpipe to escape the avalanche?!

Also accepted the abbreviation of the term "The pipes"

Jesus Johnny if it gets any colder out here we're going to have to play the pipes.

by 2ub0 November 4, 2019

Scroting

The act of letting your scrotum hang free from your shorts for the public eye to see.

“I just some new short shorts today, there perfect for scroting”

by Lfb200100 August 12, 2020