rowoon 

Member of Korean boy group SF9 and the most beautiful man in the world. He’s actually 6’2 and he’s talented.

Person 1: I like this dude, he’s very tall, handsome and talented.
Person 2: Oh wow! He must be Rowoon!

rowoon by ot12needstocomeback April 29, 2019

Tryhard Rower 

A tryhard rower is a idiot that is too stupid to do anything related to academics so they have to join a sport that requires zero thinking processes and wave their arms around and flex their none existent muscles infront of all the intelligent human beings. Common names for tryhard rowers are: Ewan, Riley, Dylan, Braden, Martin and Nick. Tryhard Rowers also likes to eat bad pasta and drink badly mixed power drinks at the rowing races.

Oh Nick is being a tryhard Rower, he is getting teary and mad because we are not trying hard enough.

Tryhard Rower by killerkermit04 February 17, 2019

ROWYSO tour 

Rock Out With Your Socks Out ROWYSO tour is 5 Seconds of Summer's 2015 world tour.

Do you have tickets to the ROWYSO tour?

ROWYSO tour by Band_Obsessed April 12, 2015

Rowling 

Coined by RTGame. In reference to you-know-who.

A person who you genuinely do not want to mention the name of due to unspeakable disappointment in said individual.

Ugh he became such a Rowling after college. What even happened?

Rowling by mercurytheperson January 22, 2023

Paul Rowlands

A legendary biology teacher at Abington Heights, a Youtuber, and the man who killed Thanos. He is also extraordinarily good at sending all the idiots to the office.

"You're so shrekking loud" -Mr. Rowlands when his students were talking over him

"I have a new Paulicy" "You just got Rowlsted!" "What the Paul Rowlands?!"

Paul Rowlands by The Meme Lord December 6, 2019

Columbus Rowboat 

A sexual act in which the arm pit is used to give a hand job to a male partner. The arm swings back and forth like the person administering the job is rowing a boat. Two people receiving can be used to accomplish a full rowboat effect.

"Martha's shaved arm pits sure made for a good Columbus rowboat last night."

Columbus Rowboat by MegatronTitsYEah March 28, 2009

Rowing 

The most phisically demanding sport, you will ever encounter. It's hard, exhausting and makes you feel like you want to collapse. Rowers get up every morning at 6 to go out in the freezing cold weather to row with there 'pogies'. Even in 12 degree weather, they walk around in a one piece lycra and a spandex top. During winter training, rowers train inside doing runs, circuits, weights and ergos which normally consist of 2k, 5k and the dreaded 30 minutes. 30 minutes are dread awful. It's hard to describe the pain of 30 minutes but most rowers are crying by halfway. Rowing is the greatest dport ever. Admit it. It's true.

"Hey I'm going rowing after this."
"In this weather? It's raining!"
"Hey, don't worry, I've got my full lycra and spandex kit to keep me toasty warm" ;)

Rowing by ROWINGBUDDIES222 February 13, 2012