Paying attention in class

the act of ignoring your teacher, doodling, being on facebook, or otherwise being an irresponsible student, dooming yourself to an F on the test

Dude, I should have been paying attention in class, then I wouldn't be living on the streets

by Katy Bug January 29, 2009

reverse Praying Mantis

OK...we all know that a female praying mantis bites the head of the male after the have sex. So a reverse praying mantis is when your wife/girlfriend bitches at you "biting your head off". Then later when she has cooled down and horny she wants to have sex.

Man my chick was bitching like crazy yesterday. Its ok though because she pulled a reverse praying mantis

by sheisducksick August 25, 2011

Pringle

Determined and passionate

He's so Pringle about software, teddy bears and guns.

by JessicaQ February 4, 2008

pringles piss

the first time you have to spill urine when out for drinks.....once you pop you cant stop!!

wheres the toilet i have to do my pringles piss.

by Teroy February 29, 2008

Praying Mantis

Alternative spelling of Preying Mantis

Describes the physical position of someone who is gurned up to their tits.

Put your arms straight out in front of yourself, then bend your elbows so that your foreams are at a right angle to your upper arms, and parrallel to your body. Fully extend your fingers, then bend your wrists down, to form a sort of 'M' shape with your forearms and hands.

When accompanied by rolling eyes, a swinging underbitten jaw, and low-soft groaning noises, can be highly amusing.

"... I gathered that all you guys were pilled-up, 'cos when I came in last night, the front room looked like a praying mantis farm ..."

by Plush Terry August 5, 2004

Pringles Lips

1-The duck beak-looking shape two pringles chips make when you put them together sticking out of your mouth. Generally associated with stupid people.

2-A stupid person who would do such a thing to impress their significant other.

1- Guy- wanna see my pringles lips?

Girl- Not really.
2- Quack! Quack! Pringles lips!
3- Eww... but he's such a Pringles Lips.

by Pringlessss December 12, 2011

Cooter Pringle

After a female wears underwear, she leaves some of her cooter juices in her thong/boyshorts. Overnight, these juices become crusted causing her cooter juices to become a chip like feature known as a cooter pringle.

This morning when i gave her her underwear back, there was a massive cooter pringle waiting to be discovered.

by Rappleslayer July 6, 2010