A perfect person

Synonym for you

Person A: have you ever met a perfect person?
Person B: omg there’s one reading this right now!

by meanbeanaileen June 22, 2019

personality shoplifter

a person who publicly announces love for an object/person/idea that is distinctly yours after having little or no previous experience with or emotion towards object.

My boyfriend loves adult swim and so do I! My favorite show is...(?)

by banana101 May 13, 2005

Personal Soundtrack

When people play loud music off their phone as they are walking along the street/sitting on a bus. Quite annoying really.

That guy with baggy jeans and baseball cap was playing a personal soundtrack of drum & bass off his phone as he passed me in the street. Hasn't he ever heard of headphones?

by Mr Munchkins March 3, 2008

Presomnthesia

Constant racing thoughts that keep you awake before you sleep. Usually caused by troubles, upcoming events or excitments that stalk your mind. Duration: approx. 1 hour.

Brian "Dude you look like you can carry a small load of grocerries in those bags underneath your eyes!"
Marko " I know. I know. I kept having presomnthesia last night!"

by Daravouchi November 24, 2013

personal satisfaction

An individual's experience of a sense of fulfillment of a need or want and the quality or state of being satisfied.

Tommy Tanking gives him personal satisfaction.

by Udossa June 23, 2016

Personal Finance

That class that teaches you how to do taxes and stuff, yet nobody takes it and then go on to complain about how school doesn't teach you about life.

Lars: School ain't teach you sh*t bout life.
Ken: See, if you took your personal finance classes, you wouldn't be saying that.
Lars:*facepalm* I'm an idiot...

by Intelligence001 May 31, 2016

personal locker

The anal cavity or butt crack.

He had a meth pipe hidden in his personal locker. We often miss those items in a general pat down, as it’s not an easily searchable spot on the streets.

by DissyTee18 January 5, 2018