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Clean-Aisle-Penile

The code phrase for janitors to clean up what's left of a gang-bang that took place in a store's bathroom. Too horrendous for even Dirty Jobs to feature on their show, make sure to evacuate the store immediately if this god-forsaken phrase is blasted over the store intercom.
"Attention all employees, we have a code Clean-Aisle-Penile located in the head."
by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole March 12, 2020
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pendejo

They the spanish guys are talking and one calls carl (CJ) a Pendejo, and his siter says dickhead!! why u calling him that
by mxc luver December 9, 2004
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Peedle

Did you see the peedle on that stripper? She isn't getting enough protein.
by beetlepagz December 30, 2009
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Pondle

1. The act of fondling one's self whilst thinking hard over a subject, question, or matter.
2. Any action that results from combining the words "Fondle" and "Ponder"
As I began to Pondle over the hard math question, my friend next to me looked at me extremely strange.
by SergeantMajorAwesomeCakes November 2, 2011
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Pendleton

A guy whose sweatshirt is bigger and has a ball shape near his penis he like cokeacola
Pendleton likes cokeacola
by Yeyeyeyeyejuice October 5, 2019
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Penile Delinquency

Whether you dont know if your coming or going in any sense of the words
Guy 1: I think i have penile delinquency
Guy 2: yes i see you have leaked on the floor
by darren dorling February 10, 2008
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penile infarction

V. the act of being attacked by a penis.
N. Penis Attack
I was just walking through the mall and all of the sudden a penile infarction came out of nowhere! I was scared I didn't know what to do!
by jd88 December 29, 2007
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