SOMEONES BEHIND ME AAAAAAHHHHHHHH- EVERYTIME I TURN THEY MOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The reason I can't sleep ;-;
The reason I can't sleep ;-;
Paranoia: SOMEONES BEHIND YOUUUUUUUUU
Me: ~looks behind me~ where?
Paranoia: IT MOVES WHEN YOU LOOK
Me: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Paranoia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Me: ~looks behind me~ where?
Paranoia: IT MOVES WHEN YOU LOOK
Me: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Paranoia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
by ドリームクラウド January 25, 2021
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by -Tyrael- September 26, 2008
Get the Paragon mug.Someone who is overly protective about a person or object, to the point that you become completely possessed by the fear of what could go wrong.
A person who is so worried about protecting something that they smother it with their own fears.
Something that has made you both paranoid and annoyed.
extremely annoying
Pronunciation: par-a-noid
A person who is so worried about protecting something that they smother it with their own fears.
Something that has made you both paranoid and annoyed.
extremely annoying
Pronunciation: par-a-noid
The coddling and paranoid actions of Jill's father to try to watch her every move and protect her from the harsh cruel world outside, just made Jill more parannoyed.
by sans-souci January 10, 2010
Get the parannoyed mug.The recent outbreak of middle aged white women calling the police on black people over stupid shit. Despite the title, this is not meant to be a racist term.
Man, that Paranoid White Woman Syndrome is strong today. Debra called the cops on a black man because he walked out of the store with a can of beer that she thought he stole.
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Get the Palangi mug.Adj. Something that makes you both paranoid and annoyed; usually spoken by dumb girls in the toy section of Zeller's.
*Dumb girls playing with kids toys*
*Cooler boys walk by*
*Dumb girl 1 brings a toy towards dumb girl 2*
Dumb girl 2- "Ahhh, get that away from me, it's so parannoying!"
Cooler boys- "What the fuck, those girls are so dumb!"
*Cooler boys make many jokes at dumb girl 2's expense*
*Cooler boys walk by*
*Dumb girl 1 brings a toy towards dumb girl 2*
Dumb girl 2- "Ahhh, get that away from me, it's so parannoying!"
Cooler boys- "What the fuck, those girls are so dumb!"
*Cooler boys make many jokes at dumb girl 2's expense*
by John Wright (Wayne) June 1, 2006
Get the Parannoying mug.A person native to the South American nation of Paraguay. They don't take shit from ANYONE, drink their famous Yerba Mate, Play Soccer a.k.a Futbol, speak Spanish and the native indigenous Guarani language and are just plain awesome. Paraguayan girls are sexy especially when they are modeling for Miss Paraguay or Miss Universe pageants and Paraguayan males have amazing muscles and nice six packs when they take off their shirts and jerseys cheering in the soccer stadiums. Most Paraguayans are Meztizo ( Mixed Spanish and Ingidenous) which they are proud of. Paraguayans are genuinely kind and warm people who always are looking to have a good time.
The {Paraguayan} soccer team went very far in the 2010 FIFA World Cup until they were defeated by Spain's national team.
None of the international models in the Miss Universe Pageant 2004 were as gorgeous as Yania Gonzalez, the {Paraguayan} model.
{Paraguayans}are not short, they are fun sized.
None of the international models in the Miss Universe Pageant 2004 were as gorgeous as Yania Gonzalez, the {Paraguayan} model.
{Paraguayans}are not short, they are fun sized.
by Penguin95 April 29, 2013
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