Morbiously

(Referring to the movie Morbious) That something is morbid or unhealthy

My doctor said I am morbiously obese, I love this because I am a big Morbious fan.

by MIMIMINECRAFT1 May 25, 2022

Morbiphobia

A fear of objectively good, high quality, films, television or media.

"Did your friend see the Joker movie?"
"Yeah, he hated it"
"Woah, your friend has morbiphobia!"

by Race Realist May 25, 2022

Morbillion

The quantity of money the movie Morbius (2022) grossed. There is no larger quantity of money.

Epic Gamer 1: Dude, how much money did you make?
Epic Gamer 2: 2 Morbillion!
Epic gamer 1: Dumbass, you can't make more than one Morbillion dollars.

by Cracaijsjosijdoiasdjoiasjdoias May 28, 2022

Morbing

the act of absolutely covering someone in hot semen

"I'm morbing! I'm beginning to Morb!"

by MR/MOrb May 28, 2022

Morbology

The academic field of study pertaining to the art of bad film making. Morbologists often deal with thought-provoking research questions such as "WHY SONY, WHY???" or "To morb or not to morb?". To this day nobody knows the answers to these questions, not even the most exceptional morbologists.

Friend: Hey wanna come grab a drink?
Me: Sorry man I gotta study for my morbology finals
Friend: So when are you free?
Me: *looks at the Morbius 24/7 twitch page* Never, I'm afraid...
Friend: Oh, ok

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 30, 2022

Morb off

A phrase suggesting someone to kindly remove themselves from the surrounding premises.

Person 1: Hey can I come morb with you guys?
Person 2: No, morb off!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 30, 2022

morbhead

A true Morbius (2022) movie fan.

"IAs a true morbhead, of course I haven't seen the movie. It's morbin time!"

by ReiKit June 1, 2022