midget stick

a midget stick is guy who wont give girls more than 2 chances to be his friend after they give him lame excuses as to why they cant hang out with him. also this could be a case of misunderstanding between the 2 parties. he is a midget stick because he does not measure up to a real man and talk to the girls to get the real story.

that guy eduardo might be a midget stick because he has not talked to that girl in over a year because she stood him up.

by curtdaddy August 5, 2010

midget tits

A word used to refer a girl who is of small stature and extremely well endowed. Usually the girl has nothing else going for her than her large breasts.

Wow, look at midget tits. I cant believe she is not falling over right now.

by UMLSTG December 19, 2006

MIDGET MAFIA

Da' Midget Mafia resydes rite outa' da P-Town PRojeCtS nukkaa.. deez gangstas down ta cap any o' ya'll who ova 5'7"(betta recanizeee) --they r known ta be da baddest most dangerous mafia known to mankind
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MM4L

tha midget mafia once wiped out an entire population of people over 5'7" in Lehighton, Pennsylvania

by V4L October 22, 2006

midget rumbler

while having sex, a midget rumbler is replacing yourself with a pig when your partner closes her eyes and hitting her in the head with a hammer after she notices.

yo i heard anna nicole smith died from a midget rumbler.
also
"oh shit man we killed her" (to the pig)

by sam Bryant October 16, 2007

Weed-midget

A small squeaker that is a pot head.

John: Dude, do you know Adam.

Ray: Yeah dude, that kid is really short, and he's a pot head

John: That kid is a weed-midget.

by guitarguy123 May 9, 2010

monster midget

A child with a bad disposition often wild in nature.Tend to destroy everything they come in contact with.

That monster midget broke the damn TV.

by Brandon Draper July 4, 2008

E-midget

Commonly used to refer to a delusional person thinking theyre tall and adding either a few extra inches to their height, results vary depending on level of delusion. Commonly 5' or below in height.

Friend 1 : so i've been in this discord for like, 4 months, right? And then comes up a girl named emi who says they're 5'7".
Friend 2 : Oh, They're totally an E-midget. Thats totally false.

by TotallyNotNiji March 15, 2021