Spunky mess

When a young lady or man ( to be inclusive) has had such a fulfilled sexual time that they are literally drenched in man custard.

Doris had choked down as much of Berts man custard as possible but couldn't take it all. Now she we just a spunky mess.

Pete had shagged her so much that by the end of the night he left her looking like a spunky mess.

Spunky mess by Hagrid Ginger plums August 1, 2017

The Mess

Drunk as all fuck.
Stumbling around, picking fights with natives on bicycles.
Shaking everyone’s hand.

“Holy shit, there goes The Mess leaving the Woodbine again. Why’s he picking fights with that group of natives”

The Mess by Inbred Jethro July 22, 2019

Kratos Messi 

It is a version Kratos, but he is Messi

Look Kratos messi be ballin'.

Kratos Messi by BlackOrion December 12, 2022

British secret message 

During World War II British spies would sometimes use semen to write secret messages on paper, as it was invisible except with a black light, which were not common back then. The term now applies to cumming on a girl and writing a secret message with it on her using your dick.

Man, I can't wait to take this girl home and give her a British secret message.

British secret message by goldencalculatortodivide February 6, 2013

i message game 

perfect for replying to sad texts and proving you have an iPhone

mom: son, I'm so sorry but your dad has died after having a heart attack last night
son: i message game-"lets play 8 ball"

i message game by kapow March 18, 2019

text message break up 

the lamest most retarded thing anyone can ever do with a cell phone.

text message break up scenario: when kelly was broken up with via text message, she went alanis morrisette on her ex bf foreva, betch!

text message break up by kelly, betch! July 14, 2007

Messcan 

Mexican male fresh outa jail... Tatted up wit a glock.

Mexican male pushin through the border... dealin to the old school tv crowd... Haha

Mexican male.

Messcan: Fuck wit a messcan girl...

Girl: Here's my number.

Messcan by youngg13 February 26, 2013