messy chestnut

A messy chestnut refers to the act of a man pulling his erect penis out of a woman's vagina and ejaculating on the general chest area of the female. The man then sucks and inhales the semen into his own mouth until he collects it all. The woman opens her mouth and allows the man to spit the semen into her mouth and then let's it drip off of her chin and run back down her chest area.

I gave her a messy chestnut

by Daddy Johnson May 10, 2016

ancara messi

ur mom

-ur mom

-ancara messi

by your mom lmao im so funny omg May 11, 2022

Messy mastiff

when your girl gives you a blowjob after dental anesthetic and you nut in her mouth so that it drools down her chin

My girl went to the dentist today. Guess who got a messy mastiff afterwards?

by Happy hamburger March 22, 2022

Messy moment

When a person smears diarrhea all over

I had such a messy moment yesterday

by Tjklkj May 8, 2022

Messy

Someone who drinks and takes excessive amounts of drugs.

Did you see how messy that guy was, didn’t even know what day it was.

by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019

Messy Messy

Aaliyah Stevens

That girl is so messy messy

by Himynamaisfred March 18, 2019

Messi

Being the absolute best in whatever you do.

He's the Messi of art.

You're the Messi of racing.

by kai_yke October 6, 2022