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Dongus Longus Strongus Maximus Muscle

Common term used by medical professionals to describe any muscle found in the corresponding dongal region of human anatomy. Dongal is derived from the ancient word "penis".

The term can also be used more loosely to describe any muscle in the body used to impress women, move heavy objects, or that craves brawndo

The muscle both originates and inserts on the dongal bone and is innervated by the dongal nerve.
It took fourteen cops to take me down because I kept roundhouse kicking them using my dongus longus strongus maximus muscle. Biaaaatch!
by Dongus Strongus November 10, 2007
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Shaneimus Maximus

In the world of model trains, there is only one GOD. The true N Scale overlord. He is the master of all things toy train.
Dude1- Hey man, I bought my dad a trainset for X-mas from Shaneimus Maximus.

Dude2- From the N Scale GOD himself?

Dude1- Yeah, it was a mind altering experience.

Dude2 - Dude.
by Mr.Asshole August 19, 2006
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meximilf

A fuckable woman of Latin descent who has children.
"Did you see that mamacita with the six kids? Damn, she was fine."
"Yeah, I know. Total meximilf."
by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004
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maximo

hey, that maximo is cool
by cool man larry October 5, 2020
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Maximum Penetration

To penetrate a girl in as many ways possible (Up to 10, Vagina, Anus, mouth, both nostrils, both eyesockets, both ears, and the belly button if you push hard enough)
Maximum Penetration has only been attempted 17 times.
There have been no survivors.
by jasonk123 February 16, 2006
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cuntius maximus

a term of endearment used to describe a girl with a fanny so big, that intercourse resembles throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Boyfriend: I love you, my cuntius maximus.

Girlfriend: Yeah, great.
by Raaaas May 12, 2008
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Maximum Pwnage

Completely beating some one at an event or debate, having someone whipped.
LaQuiesha had Mendell in maximum pwnage on the court.

Furrohnda had maximum pwnage over her new boo.
by Rosalind April 21, 2006
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