Macaulay Caulking

masturbating in the bathroom while your roommates are out and are unsure of when they'll return; IE, maturbating while home alone.
Pun on the word "caulking" (pronounced "call-king"), the rubbery silicone sealant around tubs and sinks.

roommate: What the hell were you doing in the bathroom when I got home? You were in there for a while.
deviant: Oh just Macaulay Caulking the bathtub tiles... you didn't leave a note so I didn't know when you'd be home.
roomate: gross

by Donkeyfly August 26, 2013

macaylah

She's a girl you should keep no matter how annoying she is.Shes always gonna be down for you,she's gonna be honest with you,she's gonna keep it real,and gonna love yuh.She don't have time for them fakes tho 😂

Wow,I wish I had Macaylah ❤️

by MacaylahR March 21, 2017

Macarena

A song & dance that isn't so much about actually doing it, but the way that you do it.

My father danced the Macarena at my wedding. It was the most embarrassing thing I've ever had tosit through. :-/

by Erudos April 20, 2018

Macari

Macari is a loving person he has a great personality.He can make your day bright. Also he gets a lot of bitches. A macari is very smart. If you have a macari in your life don’t let him go.

Macari is very kind.

by Jehebehehehe October 5, 2019

MacAllen

Macallen is a cute, tall, swaggy man that will make you wet. He loves sports and hanging out with his friends. He's handsome, but he has a small dick. He is a flirt and acts gay. He acts gay but isn't. He just loves to make jokes and always has the cutes guy/girl!

If you know a Macallen, KEEP HIM!

OMG Macallen is sooo cute!

by jay_jay_is_lame March 3, 2022

sausage and macaroni

When a guy shoves his dick in your pussy (another term for Sex)

It's not good sex if it doesn't sound like sausage and macaroni

Him: do you wanna have sausage and macaroni tonight?
Her: sure thing daddy

by Chlo_bot February 11, 2021

Macayla

The baddest bitch on the block. She's hella sexy and always makes that booty bounce. Everyone thinks she is sooo delicious! She's a sex kitten... Meow. All the guys wanna go down on her.

DAMN! Do you see macayla?!?
Of course I do!!

by Jakjshskka June 29, 2014