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UD loser

People who try to submit ridiculous words/phrases to Urban Dictionary. Most often women with low self-esteem, or people who think they're fly or chill, when in fact they're probably 16 year old kids who scream when they hear a gunshot, who think the world owes them something, by posting a definition of themselves to the effect of "My name is X! I'm the best!" If you're ugly or lame, just face it.
Every second submission to Urban Dictionary's written by some UD loser.
by Cnipur March 27, 2005
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losermobile

A van/car with a multitude of physical and/or mechanical problems.

The exterior contains primer spots, a faded paint job, multiple paint colors on the body, dents, the engine sounds bad, there are missing/rusted body parts, a smoking exhaust system, and chips/cracks in the windshield. On a hot day, one can easily spot a losermobile as the windows will be rolled down due to the broken A/C.

Occasionally you will see a losermobile with a missing window. In its place is usually cardboard and/or duct tape. The bumpers are held on with tape and red tape is used in place of the rear lights. This is also known as the Patch Adams Car.

A losermobile is typically drive by someone who is considered a loser; one who has climbed down the social ladder.
1. That Geo Metro is a total losermobile. It has a white body and black doors, its rear lights are red duct tape, its passenger window is made out cardboard, and both the side view mirrors are missing.
2. I bet the rims on that losermobile cost more than the actual car!
by tcufrog08 April 10, 2008
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loserly

An attribute that is disapproved of by the popular crowd (i.e. jocks, preps, bubbleheads, etc.), or to be disapproved of by the popular crowd.
The guys in the locker room made fun of my pink underwear. I am so loserly.
by Garett Thomas September 20, 2006
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Step-loser

A step parent, usually stepfather, who is a complete and utter moron, loser, asshole, or all of the above.

Coined by fans of the House of Night book series by PC and Kirstin Cast.
Girl: God, your mom's bf Gabe is such a step-loser.

Boy: I know, he's a total ass...
by Aeterna Axel January 31, 2009
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loser

one who doesn't do anything but smoke herb all day
by janelle November 16, 2006
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loser laps

The art of walking around the bar solo(or with a friend) after the ugly lights have come on due to the bar closing. Generally the aim is to find any female willing to go home and participate in sexual intercourse. Usually the participant has been shut down repaetedly thoughout the night and is very intoxicated.
Jason, ive seen you getting shut down all night, lets lower our standards and do loser laps untill we find some scraps.
by DirtDiddlerOnTheRoof August 3, 2011
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Double Loser

A double loser, once coupled with numerous quotes from the infamous Shifter, can break down even the strongest of men and drive them to their own death. A common misconception is that once these words are uttered, the receiver of this insult is instantly killed. This is not far from the truth, but only Shifter can deliver that instantaneous death that many fear.
Non-Shiter: You're a double loser!
Person: Hurtful, yet ineffective.

Shiter: You're a double loser!
Person: *Heart Explodes*
by Gordon Freeman February 8, 2005
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