Dirty lotta

When you have sex with your girlfriend and she squeezes your nippels so hard that they turn blue.

I had a dirty Lotta yesterday, I can't feel my nippels anymore

by Damndavidgirl May 8, 2020

Fresher's Lottery

The lottery that every first-year university student is entered into when they are randomly assigned flatmates for their first year of accomodation.

Dude, I totally won the Fresher's Lottery! Check out my smoking hot new flatmate!

by happynoj February 1, 2010

Laundry Day Lotto

The act of finding money in articles of clothing while preparing for laundry, Usually left there unknowingly because of drunken gallivanting.

I was getting my clothes ready to wash and hit the Laundry Day Lotto.

by KingD12 August 12, 2012

won the lottery

Winning only $1.50, when you could have won $1,000,000.

Person 1: Hey, look, I won the lottery!
Person 2: Congratulations, how much did you win?
Person 1: $1.50!
Person 2: ...

by LouBlu08 April 11, 2021

lotto

An idiot's 401k.

Thelma put her money in a high risk, aggressive investment even though she knew that 85 year old Haitians in this country illegally usually won the lotto, she didn't know of any other fiduciary instrument that paid such a high rate of return.

by harry flashman August 12, 2003

Lottery

Gives poor people hope.

The lottery is the only form of entertainment which pays you back.

by Loto32 January 27, 2013

Lottie

A beautiful girl with a very large head but an equally large heart. A master in burping, farting and quifing. Banter queen

I want to go eat with Lottie

by Blond3 July 27, 2015