Jerk Off 

when u and ur friend decide to jerk off together and see who can last the longest.

hey do u wanna have a jerk off and see who can last the longest?

Jerk Off by NiggerTrapper October 17, 2018

jerk face 

said to someone who's being an ass to you or something.

stop being such a jerk face

jerk face by Sorix July 18, 2007

jerk off 

slang for masturbating excessively

Timmy went to the bathroom to jerk off

jerk off by streetz101 October 23, 2005

jerk alert 

Something you can say whenever someone you disapprove of walks in the room. So basically it will be said often and repeatedly. Can also be used for someone that you see on T.V., or in a magazine etc...

Whenever George 'dubaya' Bush is on T.V. I say Jerk Alert and everyone laughs.

jerk alert by kitty April 8, 2005

jerk n spurt 

What Christy does to me in her free time.

jerk n spurt by ILoveChristy October 17, 2003

jerk smelter 

The mixture of semen and personal lubricant that builds up on the tip of the penis during masturbation

Hey Eve, could you wipe off that jerk smelter?

jerk smelter by 60 Central February 29, 2008

jerk raise 

In Texas Hold 'Em poker, the player who posted the large blind at the beginning of the hand is the last person given a chance to bet before the flop. If all the other players call the blind without raising the bet, the player with the big blind can then raise, causing the betting to circle the table again. This is a good way to make money but a bad way to make friends.

"Well, are you going to check so we can see the flop or jerk raise?"

jerk raise by Ironmaus May 23, 2008