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JLOC

Fuck dude I don’t remember anything from last night
“Did you get JLOC’d?”
by Carlos devulair December 1, 2023
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JLow

A term to describe the failure that is Jennifer Lopez. It’s often used in stan twitter by the Lambs, Shakifans and even the Britney army when a JLo song/album flops

The term is the combination of JLo+low
No diamond albums for JLow. Her music career is dead like a doorknob; no wonder she keeps collecting diamond rings.
by I_am_grill February 18, 2024
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JLeXone

JLeZone is an all man being. He lives fast, he lives dangerously & rides against the grain of society. His end game is on point tho, he will always rise up & excel to the top. He's a man of height & strength & head turning looks. JLeXone is a lifer & will ride with you till the end. He's a dying breed & hard to find. So if you do spot one I guarantee he's all mine.
Damn girl, how'd you get so lucky to find yourself a JLeXone!?
by ta hoe caligurrl💞 February 21, 2024
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Jlondole

J-Lon-doo-l

Defined as: Jlondole is like saying "idiot" but more aggressively. This in no way should be used to refer to a mentally handicapped or disabled person and it is not a slur for them
"SHUT THE FUCK UP JACKSON YOU ARE SUCH A Jlondole!!!!!"
by RatEnjoy3r March 20, 2024
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jlizzard

The act of materbating outside during a blizzard and before the point of climax you start flailing your willy around like a helicopter and then you mix your jizz with the blizzard to make a jlizzard.
Man I just survived a drake like jlizzard.
by tyler bhjnytujnbhjuijhbhj April 17, 2024
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Jlagging

The act of putting ice on your pecker until it gets frostbite. Commonly done during the summer to cool down.
Jeffery: Damn its so hot out!
Jack: Now is a good time to start Jlagging!
by unicornlvr420 May 7, 2024
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jlewser

jack lewis, aka homie cuddler, inevitably knowing that the gay gene of the family will creep up on him.
why are you being abused by such a jlewser?

because that jlewser sent me his last $0.01 as an apology.
by bo1357 December 5, 2024
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