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Ivan

Bro why does ivan look like a rata

like everytime i see him i think of a rata
Ivan was a rat in his past life.
by joshhuchersonfan101 December 15, 2023
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Ivan

Very hot sexy sexy sexy man. He could fuck me as much as he wants, huge cock bro. Literally sweetest dude ever and I'm not 100% he's straight, he's probably bisexual or something. Always an Aquarius and always best advice and opinion on everything but with like a hink of god complex. Hes an asshole but super funny and sweet at the same time. He has amazing hugs and he is good at art. He can also cook, he gives house-husband energy and he makes you laugh a lot. Again, very sexy, charming, sweet, funny, huge cock, hazel eyes with dark brown hair and glasses sometimes. Kinda short tho but he still slays and shit. PULLS HELLA BITCHES BRO, Ivan is awesome.
Girl 1: Omg that guy fr to fine, whats his name?

Girl 2: That's Ivan, he fine asf i know
by Ivans so fine November 7, 2022
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Ivan

HE is the GOOFIEST MAN ALIVE, small ass cock, and don't invite him to parties, he will scare the hoes away.
You know ivan?
no I dont want to he is gay
by NuhUH4352 April 2, 2024
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Nelson Ivan

He is The Man. The real all in one.

He could be A very humble, romantic guy who cares for others and helps everyone. He is very successful, educated, handsome, and hardworking, he is a great person to spend time with and be with. Very trustworthy and lovable. Someone who wont let you down and tries to make everyday of your life the greatest.

On the other side he is The sexiest man alive! Smart, funny, sweet, super attractive, amazing lover, perfect penis size. He can be the biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the sametime. If you know a Nelson Ivan you are very lucky to have him in your life. Usually from eastern Europe or Latin descent. Originally meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable !
Meeting Nelson Ivan was the best thing that could ever happen to me.

I want to be like Nelson Ivan someday.

Nelson Ivan fucked me in ways I didn't know could be fucked. I love him
by Mavra Suspect November 22, 2021
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Flavio Ivan

Bass Guitar player for the kick ass band Otherwise.
Flavio Ivan takes the bass to new levels for Otherwise.
by WiseOne Forever July 24, 2011
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Ivan

Someone with many enemies but it's okay because he's short. He is addicted to energy drinks that straight up taste like liquid candy, so much so that he may be going blind. He is a good friend...sometimes, and is terrible with human emotions. In short, a neurotic caffeine addict with a 20 inch cock. He will make anybody laugh sometimes.
Wow! Ivan sure has a human cock!
Ivan, How many fingers am I holding up?
I got railed by Ivan's human cock and am now hospitalized.
by azarockclimb May 9, 2023
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Ivan

Fine asf, sexy asf, but isn’t mature and always been a player. moves on way to fast and always know what girl he’s gonna go for next. obsessed with karate kid that movie sucks. he really don’t gaf about your feelings once he knows he’s had you he doesn’t put in no effort. responds late asf
“I think ivan is the one” “remember how he treated you he ain’t shit!”
by CamilaM July 27, 2022
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