heffer

An annoying fellow friend that gives you a pet peeve!

Jill !!! why you putting for stank feet on my bread.... You heffer!!

by Joh Nathaniel minus "iel" April 13, 2006

Heffy

an idiot man with no purpose in life but to annoy and confuse all he comes into contact with using words such as "beeeep"

An example would be a guy running around yelling "Saxon=joke account" over and over

by Anonymous December 31, 2003

Heifer Dust

The dust that accumulates on, and around an old, fat, virgins vagina due to lack of use.

I was so desperate that I almost slept with this old fat chick, but then I saw how much heifer dust she had.

by JimmyElrah November 13, 2011

Heffalump

The act of spreeding ones butt cheeks and vomiting into their open ass.

"That G needs a good heffalumping"
"I'd like to heffalump into that ass"

by Stryfe February 18, 2005

heffy

A world of warcraft god.

Heffy crits you for lots.

Heffy, yeh that guy is cool..

Death Row 4 Lyf -favourite line-

by J.D Knowsalot December 13, 2008

heafer

one who is a follower of the Lord Heafer. Usually heafers are fat, stupid, or gay. The Lord Heafer is fat.

Alex the retarted

by Mike D. December 15, 2003

Heffer

A fat girl that is befriended only for the purposes of using her to get to her hott friendss

Hey You Fat Disgutsting Heffer how about you invite ur hot friends over so i can pick them up while you lik my ass

by A Person That Knows One June 3, 2006