Crits

A replacement for a swear word

AH CRITS! I JUST STUBBED MY TOE

by bob454545 June 26, 2021

crits

when something is good

"Did you hear about the new game coming out? Crits!"

by bob454545 June 26, 2021

Crits

The act of immediate shits after the use of crack or cocaine.

Dude, the crits hit me after that bump.

by Psquirt June 15, 2013

Crits

Crits are sorta like

Yo have you seen my crits?

by Rrrrokdjs June 27, 2021

Random crits are fair and balanced

a popular key bind to be used in the game chat in tf2 (team fortress 2) used when a person is random critted, and usually killed because of a crit.

person 1 get's killed by person 2 with random crit

person 1:random crits are fair and balanced
person 2:but i was using the frontier justice
person 1:shut up

by st. ego February 4, 2021

Random crits

A vary balanced mechanic that in team fortress two that will occasionally deal more damage than normal and fucking annihilate the enemy if they get hit by a critical boosted attack.

guy 1: I love when I get killed as heavy because a direct hit crocket does 300 fucking damage
guy 2: Random crits are fair and balanced and break stalemates

by Snake_sixtysix June 25, 2021

66 come on my crits

When you got nuin better to say and you don’t want to shout racist words because you died to some baaawsheet

Friend 1: Ffs you just got us all killed from a most wanted
Friend 2: 66 come on my crits

by 66crits November 9, 2020