Fuzzy Hamburger

A hairy vagina, usually of the hooded clitoral shape

We were gonna smash, but she’s been working so hard she forgot to shave her fuzzy hamburger.

by IRIxAgent47 August 13, 2018

Hamberder

Just another fucking thing that douchenozzle in the White Hou... You know what? Not even worth it. Fuck that guy.

Great being with the National Champion Clemsen Tigers at the White House. Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of fast food (I paid), over 1000 hamberders etc. Within one hour, it was all gone. Great guys and big eaters! - Douchnozzle in chief

by Griff McStizz January 15, 2019

hamburger pinwheel

1. (n)-a sexual position where a man penetrates a woman's vagina from behind and rotates her about his penis while she defecates.

2. (n)-the resulting stain from the above-mentioned sexual act resembling hamburger pinwheel (disambiguation- food).

jim- how did eric hurt his junk?

jason- I heard he and tiffany tried the hamburger pinwheel last night.

by dhsFoodService April 19, 2009

Hamberder

The misspelling of 'hamburger' by a moron posing as the President of the United States.

I want to illustrate my narcissism by bragging about buying hamberders.

by I_am_awesome January 15, 2019

Haberdouchery

Any place that caters to, supplies, or attracts a large number of douchebags.

(same: Habadouchery)

1. Don't go to that bar, it's a real haberdouchery.

2. Nice silk shirt, you snag that at the haberdouchery?

by UnnecessaryUmlaut August 29, 2009

hamburglar

A small, neurotic man who is given to mischievous acts, particularly of a covetous nature; one who resembles the McDonald's Hamburglar in appearance and disposition.

"Hey man, is it cool that i took your cigarette cellophane?"
"Dammit, dude, stop being such a fucking hamburglar!"

by friesandgrilledcheese May 20, 2010

Hamburber

a Childs way of saying hamburger

I want a hamburber

by turtle-master243 March 17, 2022