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my old fruit

reference to any person that you are talking about, used in place of their actual name. usefull for if you forget their name, as a friendly gesture, or in some situations to annoy the person
copy me those drawings and send them to the client please my old fruit
by Ronnie12122 May 1, 2007
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Fruit salad yummy yummy

Fruit Salad,Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad,Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad,Yummy Yummy
Yummy Yummy
Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad!

Let's make some fruit salad today (Uh huh uh)
It's fun to do it the healthy way (Uh huh uh)
Take all the fruit that you want to eat
It's gonna be a fruit salad treat!

Peel your bananas
The second step
Toss in some some grapes
The third step
Chop up some apples
Chop up some melons
And put them on your plate

Now we've made it,It's time to eat it (Uh huh uh)
It tastes so good that you just can't beat it (Uh huh uh)
Give everyone a plate and a spoon
We'll all be eating it very soon!

The first step
Eat up the banana
The second step
Eat up some grapes
The third step
Eat up some apples
Eat the melons
Now there's nothing on your plate

Now we've had our fruit salad today (Uh huh uh)
It's time to put the scraps away (Uh huh uh)
Wash the bowls and wash the spoon
Let's do it all again real soon!

Fruit salad yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Yummy yummy yummy yummy
Fruit salad!

Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
There is no way to use this in a sentence but hey its a hell of a song

Fruit salad yummy yummy is a bowl of fruit and salad all mixed into one big bowl then eaten
by Kermit Kun March 10, 2020
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FRUITBAT

term to describe a girl/thottie/person that is a waste of time, perhaps they act fruity or just too entitled that only the term “fruitbat” becomes acceptable to label them as it

Meaning of fruitbat is that though the word lacks vulgarity or nasty language is that the word is so simple and petty that it often annoys the piss outta said person who gets called one

Most people don’t know what a fruitbat means which gives it all the more power to the word itself

A fruitbat can be a thotty, milf, e girl, annoying boy, or just a female who gets on your bad side.
Most girls are fruitbats

Guy 1: whatup fruitbat

Girl 1: um what? *derp face*

Guy 1: ok calm your tits, girl, ain’t nobody tryna catch a disease from your bat shit crazy ass

Girl 2: *cries*

A fruitbat is not only found in the rainforest or the woods but also in a regular human environment, can often be seen lurking on social media or on the street

“HAHA YOU A FRUITBAT, biotch broad !”

“A fruitbat can be a hassle to deal with but also fun at times”
by Oh that name sucks July 26, 2022
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FRUITBAT

term to describe a girl/thottie/person that is a waste of time, perhaps they act fruity or just

term to describe a girl/thottie/person that is a waste of time, perhaps they act fruity or just too entitled that only the term “fruitbat” becomes acceptable to label them as it

Meaning of fruitbat is that though the word lacks vulgarity or nasty language is that the word is so simple and petty that it often annoys the piss outta said person who gets called one

Most people don’t know what a fruitbat means which gives it all the more power to the word itself

A fruitbat can be a thotty, milf, e girl, annoying boy, or just a female who gets on your bad side.

Can mean any of the past definitions too
Most girls are fruitbats

Guy 1: whatup fruitbat

Girl 1: um what? *derp face*

Guy 1: ok calm your tits, girl, ain’t nobody tryna catch a disease from your bat shit crazy ass

Girl 2: *cries*

A fruitbat is not only found in the rainforest or the woods but also in a regular human environment, can often be seen lurking on social media or on the street

“HAHA YOU A FRUITBAT, biotch broad !”

“A fruitbat can be a hassle to deal with but also fun at times
by Oh that name sucks July 29, 2022
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Fart fruit

Did you see all those fart fruits Kendall just ate? He's going to be farting like a trombone
by TheDobbus May 6, 2018
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Fruit Salad

What you see when you are mooned by a male. It is the collection of man-junk from a rear view.
While being mooned by Cassidy, I had the un-godly privilege of seeing his fruit salad.
by jamminjay October 18, 2002
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Fruit Basket

The act of pulling your pants down, tucking your penis and testicles between your legs and behind your buttocks, then bending down to touch your toes while showing your bundled gonads and ass crack. Looks simliar to a large eye, large forheaded, long nosed cartoon character.
Kevin is in the hospital...should we send him a fruit basket?
by Higgy October 6, 2004
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