Bitch Flex
(verb)
Have you ever met one of those guys, you know, the one who sends you a text message when he should have called. One who avoids confrontation by suddenly having to work all weekend or disappears like the polkaroo. One who pretends his phone battery dies when you are having a particularly heated conversation. Or how about the guy you catch cheating and he tells you that he thought, despite the fact that you were sleeping together that he thought you were just friends. Now that's a bitch flex.
(verb)
Have you ever met one of those guys, you know, the one who sends you a text message when he should have called. One who avoids confrontation by suddenly having to work all weekend or disappears like the polkaroo. One who pretends his phone battery dies when you are having a particularly heated conversation. Or how about the guy you catch cheating and he tells you that he thought, despite the fact that you were sleeping together that he thought you were just friends. Now that's a bitch flex.
"Can you believe the nerve of that guy, not even having the balls to call me back after I confronted him about his so called girlfriend?"
"Girl, that's a bitch flex."
"I know, right?"
"Girl, that's a bitch flex."
"I know, right?"
by Mishee Shan July 25, 2009
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the victim is left with icy hot sensations on his wangal area.
the victim is left with icy hot sensations on his wangal area.
I put some flexall on my shoulder, and then went to beat off, my cock felt like I just salsa fucked salma hayek
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
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The art of convincing people over the internet how cool you are. E-flexing is mostly done by E-tards and hobo's with broadband.
Dude, I'm gonna e-flex you so bad, I would so kick your ass! And I'm certain about it even though I've never saw you, also its good that I will never see you, as it would most probably mean I'd get my fat nerdy ass kicked.
by Tudor Hansson April 22, 2006
Get the e-flex mug.During No Flex November, one is not allowed to flex in any way, both physically and mentally, including muscles, money earned, grades and sexual contact. No Flex November is often completed alongside with No Nut November, and after completing these 2 challenges you will gain mental advantage over your enemies, and physicall strenght out of this world.
Chris: Aye bro, you wanna do the No Flex November challenge?
Seb: Nah man I'm already doing the no fap challenge.
Chris: Bro we're gonna become gods!
Seb: Hell ye!
Seb: Nah man I'm already doing the no fap challenge.
Chris: Bro we're gonna become gods!
Seb: Hell ye!
by zkrash November 1, 2018
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Is a metephortic "cookie" which one "eats" in order to become more fun, easy-going and less stick-in-the-muddish.
When an uptight, wet-blanket is being difficult and others are becoming annoyed by their crappy antics they need to eat a Flexie-Cookie to get back to being awesome.
An imaginative cookie that helps you poop out that giant stick up your ass.
Is a metephortic "cookie" which one "eats" in order to become more fun, easy-going and less stick-in-the-muddish.
When an uptight, wet-blanket is being difficult and others are becoming annoyed by their crappy antics they need to eat a Flexie-Cookie to get back to being awesome.
An imaginative cookie that helps you poop out that giant stick up your ass.
Fun Girl: Hey come outside! We're feeding each other cookie dough while jumping on the trampoline!
Stick-in-the-mud: No, I'm sitting in the car, that sounds annoying.
Fun Girl: Somebody needs to eat a flexi-cookie!
or
Fun Girl: We're going about 10 minutes late.
Katie P.: Uuuuugh. Come on I could have organized my monthly receipts in that time.
Fun Girl: Katie, do you need to eat a Flexie-Cookie?
Stick-in-the-mud: No, I'm sitting in the car, that sounds annoying.
Fun Girl: Somebody needs to eat a flexi-cookie!
or
Fun Girl: We're going about 10 minutes late.
Katie P.: Uuuuugh. Come on I could have organized my monthly receipts in that time.
Fun Girl: Katie, do you need to eat a Flexie-Cookie?
by juggins mccrea and e-mcg March 10, 2009
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person 2: "geez that guy is such a flexer, I bet his name is jai"
person 2: "geez that guy is such a flexer, I bet his name is jai"
by personwhoknowsalot March 30, 2020
Get the flex mug.David didn't even know he was a flexitarian at first, but he learned he was because he didn't eat meat every day.
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