T.D.S. or Tim Deflection Syndrome

T.D.S. is a little-known syndrome that manifests itself usually during online forum discussions of a political nature. While sharing the same initials as the famous "Trump Derangement Syndrome," it is loosely related to "Trump Derangement Syndrome" in that discussions regarding Trump end up being "deflected" to an unrelated topic, hence "Tim Deflection Syndrome." It can happen with any case at any time, though.

T.D.S or Tim Deflection Syndrome
Non-T.D.S or Tim Deflection Syndrome discussion flow -

Person A - "Did Trump say the election was rigged?"
Person B in response to Person A - "Yes, I believe Trump did say the election was rigged."

T.D.S or Tim Deflection Syndrome discussion flow -
Person A - "Did Trump say the election was rigged?"
Person B(inflicted with T.D.S. or Tim Deflection Syndrome) in response to Person A - "How about those Dodgers?!?"

by JChar!es March 5, 2022

One Direction

A sexy british-irish boyband that leaves millions of teenage girls stunned by their amazingness! It consists of five flawless boys named Liam James Payne, Louis William Tomlinson, Zayn Jawaad Malik, Niall James Horan, and Harry Edward Styles. They each auditioned for the X-factor separately but ended up forming together as a group by uncle simon on July 23, 2010 at 8:22 p.m. They got third place in the X-factor. They have made one album called Up All Night and are currently making a new one. Their fanbase are called directioners aka the most amazing people on earth. If you do not support the boys then GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN.

Directioner #1: How many r's are there?
Directioner #2: 6!
Directioner #1: What did Jimmy protest?
Directioner #2: NO!
Directioner #1: Isn't One Direction like the most amazing thing ever?!
Directioner #2: OMC YES!!
*both directioners do the inbetweeners dance*

by Directioner Forever August 8, 2012

Direction

When you die from having an erection so bad that the blood flowing to your penis makes it explode.

This looks like a murder scene. Nah the guy just had a direction.

by cyanidedemon93 October 27, 2018

Directionators

People who think they are fans but are lying to themselves and others... the only reason why they are “fans” is because they only like that the boys look. And in some cases they’ll even diss the boys for not being “attractive enough” when they are all perfect just the way the are. They are so mean and rude, I mean they diss Niall and Liam saying they aren’t good looking even though they are handsome and beautiful human beings!! And if they have the audacity to diss one of the lads they aren’t fans and to call themselves directioners is a fooking joke. In some cases they won’t know anything about the lads and just say random facts that are completely wrong or won’t get certain concepts like for example; Louis + carrots or “Niall is afraid of spoons”

Person 1: I love one direction so much I can’t wait to see them live this year (2019)
Person 2: they’re still on the hiatus unfortunately

Person 3: oh did they start this year

Person 2: 😑 I don’t know you guys anymore.. STRANGER DANGER!!!! DIRECTIONATORS

Or
Person 1: why is Liam so ugly
Person 2: *calls one direction fandom*
*a whole gang of people show up*
Person 2: want to say that again. Liam is fooking beautiful and there’s more people to come if you want to finish this outside directionantor!
Or

Person 1: harry and carrots is so funny
*shows video of Louis saying he likes carrots*
Person 2: that’s Louis Tomlinson. The sassiest person alive. Now get out of my house
Person 1: but it’s midnight

Person 2: should’ve thought of that before you came into a directioners territory

And finally

Person 1: the lads are quite cute but they can’t sing very well I prefer BTS
person 2: *shoots person 1 in the head. Then burns house down*
Police officer: why did you kill her?
Person 2: because she one direction can’t sing
Police officer: oh you can leave. You’ve rid the world of a sin you are free to go, you should get a badge for your contributions to the community. We don’t need directionators in the world

by Jcm.323 April 7, 2019

One Direction Erection Infection

A serious condition in which you begin to be aroused by dudes...Like One Direction.....

Dude, did you hear about Tim? He got the One Direction Erection Infection

by rentedjayhawk January 11, 2018

One Direction

A boyband that won too many awards, sold millions records, made amazing music, lost some fans to K POP shits.

Person 1: One Direction has spilt up
Person 2: No they're on hiatus just like Fifth Harmony. They'll come back and make the world insane again!!

by neutralemotions July 15, 2018

One Direction

Most popular boy-band of 4 british (Zayn, Liam, Louis, Harry) dudes and 1 irish (Niall). Sadly, they went on hiatus in 2015 few months after Zayn left the band. Their fandom (Directioners), created stan twitter and they’re still going strong after almost 11 years.

Me: Hey! Do you like One Direction? I love them!
The Mean Girl: Oh, you mean the terrible boy-band?

Me: *leaves*

by iCuddleLarry February 17, 2021