crotch gremlins

Little, feisty creatures that love to sneak in your boxers at night then when you put them on in the morning they launch a full scale assault on your crotch.

Friend 1: Dude stop itching your nuts, what the hell's wrong with you?
Friend 2: Fool, obviously I'm dealing with crotch gremlins.

by tikimon September 21, 2005

Crotch-Knock

The act of swinging one's fist into another's crotch for the sake of comedy or business purposes.

I had to crotch-knock three people to get into the porto-potty.

by Jim Hancock May 10, 2005

Crotch lettuce

The proceeds of prostitution. The money received in payment for sex.

Kara made mad crotch lettuce last week. Kara's short on cash so she's gonna go make some crotch lettuce tonight.

by Devonatorr February 22, 2009

Crotchkins disease

When someone frequently spills food in their lap. Common enough that you shouldn't hesitate to ridicule the afflicted.

<after spilling a plate of spaghetti on oneself> That's the third time this week! I'm having a crotchkins disease flare-up.

by Mehrune March 13, 2009

crotch-o-diles

Like crabs only WAY worse!!!

*scratching pubes furiously*
"CHRIST THESE CROTCH-O-DILES ARE KILLING ME!"

by archer-oh-yea March 13, 2010

Crotch Whisperer

A person who has a way with words who can get anyone to have sex with them.

OMG Becky! you got caught by that Crotch Whisperer. He got you in the sack by buying you one drink!

by Chachabub September 25, 2010

crotchial

of or pertaining to one's crotch

Ever since I went out with that girl I've been having some crotchial issues.

by Buttrocket June 2, 2011