Crotchkins 

The act of non-schalantly scoring an awesome view between the legs of a hot (or any) female wearing a skirt while sitting down, with a napkin in her lap. Note: you may also call "crotchkins" in the absence of a napkin.

While Nick was walking by a young college female at an Italian restaurant, he nudged his buddy and called out "CROTCHKINS" upon seeing the 100% white cotton panties peeking out from between her legs.

Crotchkins by Crotch King June 15, 2013

Crotchkins disease 

When someone frequently spills food in their lap. Common enough that you shouldn't hesitate to ridicule the afflicted.

<after spilling a plate of spaghetti on oneself> That's the third time this week! I'm having a crotchkins disease flare-up.

Crotchkins disease by Mehrune March 13, 2009

Crotchkin

A napkin that was once tucked away in your crotch.

I got ketchup all over my new shirt... hurry, hand me that crotchkin!

Crotchkin by odedvard August 17, 2010

crotchdensation 

when a movie or a boyband gets your naughty parts glistening

Also known as panty cling

once q saw a post by her fave member on her facebook crotchdensation occurred

Mega crotchdensation was evident at the screening of twilight

crotchdensation by the great randoo December 12, 2009

crotching-it

Hiding the weed (or another drug)

Chief Wiggum: Well if it isn't the doobie brothers.
Lenny: Uh oh, crotch the weed.
(Homer Simpson crotches it)
Chief Wiggum: Smell any drugs, Sergeant Scraps?
(Dog bites Homer's weiner and testes).

crotching-it by HomerSimpson March 5, 2005

Crotchling 

One who, more often then not, is expelled from the crotch. Useally a baby. Often can be used to refer to anybody under the accuser's age.

Everybody there was a crotchling of sorts.

Crotchling by Alt F Four April 28, 2006

Crotchin it 

The act of grinding on a girl while holding her crotch therefor, your just crotchin it.

Damn, you see Luke over there crotchin it with Jhom?

Crotchin it by poop69face69696 October 14, 2009