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Clopsexual

When someone identifies them self as being willing to have sexual relationships with fiction characters from "My Little Pony"
Person 1: Did you hear the Maddy is Clopsexual?
Person 2: What the hell is that?
Person 1: That means that she wants to fuck fictional pony's
Person 2: That's so fucked up!
by clopsexual July 5, 2016
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clog

A strang lump of wood that you strap to your foot in order to walk through tulips... (or maybe float should you fall in a canal smashed out of your face on Heineken and Purple Haze) looks a bit like an old cheese?
Those Dutch are so stoned! They wear clogs man!!
by Blunt Bandit 66 April 1, 2003
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Close Minded Asshats

The majority of people who post on here. Mainly the people who post hateful things about a group of people.
Don't hate someone because they are part of a group, whether they are juggalos, emo, scene, goth, metalhead, jock, etc.

If you do you are a close minded asshat.

(Some people might point out that I'm contradicting myself, because I'm calling a group of people close minded asshats. Sometimes you might need to contradict yourself to get a point across.)
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Clog-Wearing Bastard

People who like the colour orange, weed, and despite not having English as a first language, are very fluent in it.
"If we lose to them clog-wearin bastards again I will not be happy"
by J April 16, 2005
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Closed-Minded

Conservative: You are the pinnacle of evil and stupidity, you Liberal hippie!

Liberal: At least I don't bash anyone who disagrees with me!

Conservative: You don't do anything! You're so closed-minded!

Liberal: Your closed-minded!
by Tenikov August 18, 2011
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About as close as 'fuck' is to a swear word

'Spot on' or 'Perfect'
"Hey mate, did i do this right?"
"That's about as close as 'fuck' is to a swear word."
by Igibi October 3, 2007
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an experience with a human that is so bizarre one might as well be dealing with an alien.
when i was dealing with those liberals, it was a definite close encounter of the third kind...
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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