Serial Clartist

Someone who can and will attempt to fornicate with anything who will allow them too

Josh: Hey, keep an eye of your girlfriend
Taylor:Huh? why
Josh:Zack's nearby, and he's a Serial Clartist

by Bigboiboobybasher May 19, 2022

Nasal Clarity

The feeling of both nostrils being open for breathing, this is an absolutely amazing, heavenly feeling to think about when you have nasal congestion, very under appreciated.

Oh my fucking god finally, my airways are open, I now got nasal clarity.

by Keklord Supreme December 27, 2022

Conspiracy Clarity Paradox

As the severity of an internet conspiracy theory increases, the quality of its video evidence inversely decreases. This is often accompanied by dramatic music, excessive text, or unrelated imagery, meant to amplify the theory's perceived threat.

After spending hours trawling through a sea of UFO sightings online, John began to notice a trend, humorously coining it as the 'Conspiracy Clarity Paradox'. The more outrageous the alien encounter claims became, the poorer and more dramatic the accompanying video footage seemed to be.

by Spongebob Shit Pants July 6, 2023

summer clarity

the growth of ones personal perspective and consciousness that occurs once entering summer; leading to general clarity and mindfulness

this year, summer clarity affected me quite positively . It brought upon a balanced individuality that shall stay with me throughout the year.

by whenshouldileave August 2, 2023

ras clart

an annoying twat who you dont particularly like

''jay marson is a ras clart fattie bomboclart''

by bagel-bites April 9, 2024

Anal clarity

A phrase used when you need to leave work and want to give them a “medical reason”

Johnson: hey boss, I’m gonna head home early today, I just came down with anal clarity.

Boss: im sorry to hear that Johnson, what’s anal clarity

Johnson: I’m tired of being here and can see my ass going home.

by Mnm930 May 2, 2025

Farty Carty

A large sized moocher intent on farting his way into social status with conniving intent. Often finding a way to involve farting.

Look at Joe over there trying to get into the club, such a Farty Carty. Wait, something stinks.

by Youyoutootoo October 6, 2025