Choobo

That one dude who always needs t talk to you no matter what you're doing

1: *talking to someone else*
2: hey hey hey hey hey listen hey hey listen hey hey listen listen hey hey
1: oh my GOD shut the fuck up you're such a choobo

by BiscuitButAPhilosopher November 30, 2025

snooze choose

Deciding to sleep after an alarm sounds.

I snooze choose if I can get away with it.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

you choose

When you say something but you want to let the person hearing what you said decide what to use the definition as in one of those moments where the thing you say can be useful.

Dave: So it can mean changing the color of something, or to stop living. You choose.

by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

Mudkip chooser

A reference to the generation 3 Pokémon games, someone who has a good opinion or even just a good personality.

“Listening to Kanye West makes you a Mudkip chooser.”

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW September 15, 2021

Bi-Choosary

1. Chooses to be with one gender at a time

2. Who says they are bisexual but will not allow their spouse to have a experience with them and another person but will allow others to have sex with them without their spouses approval

She said she was Bi-Choosary: Susie told her husband she was bisexual and when her husband asked to have sex with her and her best friend she said no but had sex with her best friend without her husband knowing

by Exo-Cult December 12, 2021

i choose blood

Famous line said by TechnoBlade

I choose blood

by Adorbsxm December 26, 2021

You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem

And I will murder your kids if you don't give me what I'm owed.

Hym "You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem. And if people keep murdering your kids, maybe YOU are all the problem. My kids haven't gotten murdered. So, I must be doing something right. I'm not the problem. Doing push-ups hasn't made you any better than you are. You and the fat slob YouTuber ARE THE SAME THING. You're not better than me. They just aren't doing to you what they are doing to me."

by Hym Iam May 1, 2024