TechnoBlade

A Valiant Warrior who fought till the end.

“Yea Technoblade is amazing.”

by unknownunlabeled July 1, 2022

TechnoBlade

A pig-man that never dies

New SMP member; **hits technoblade**
Technoblade; "you thought."

by I AM THE BEST MANGO/MANGLE March 18, 2021

TechnoBlade

.A minecraft youtuber, loves the government

TechnoBlade: I love the Government pog

by Manager Darryl November 26, 2020

TechnoBlade

Dead

My grandmas cousins step moms girlfriend is going to kill my dad so he's TechnoBlade

by CupOfNoodlez July 1, 2022

Technoblade

A sentient pig who plays skywars and stabs orphans, sacrificing their blood to the blood god.

Technoblade can neither confirm nor deny memorizing gift locations in grinch simulator.

by Asianpowah May 29, 2020

Technoblade

The second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.

"It sure does suck to be an orphan and be constantly murdered by Technoblade"

by technobladder November 11, 2020

Technoblade

A pig who never dies.

Also know for having a stack of enchanted orphans on Hypixel skyblock.

*Player is in the middle of a skywars game*

"Wow I have a full set of enchanted diamond armour and an enchanted diamond sword!"

"I'm surely gonna win!"

*A player with a pig skin comes charging towards the middle*

"Technoblade nevaaa diesss"

Technoblade gets his 500 win streak.

by HydroHomies August 8, 2019