cuntingy

That is performed when A lose whore is mounted on a doorway and the man sticks his head (not his penis) inside of her cunt

Paid The fucker to see if I cuntingy

by Bdsm loveing fag May 16, 2018

Cunting

Cunting. The vengeful act (or sometimes for comedy reasons) by a woman, taking her unwashed fishy vagina and rubbing it on a personal belonging of someone she wish to spite or prank.

"well made my wife angry i guess . . . caught her her Cunting my xbox controller . . . . stinks like fish-monger's chopping block now!"

by Quag Norris June 5, 2018

Casting Boner

A state of non-sexual arousal, focused on the ability of an angler casting a fly-rod.

Watching my buddy maneuver his fly-rod while fishing gave me a Casting Boner.

by sumyungguy69 July 5, 2018

Catting

To squirm and rub yourself or something else while high (on MDMA or GHB usually)

- “where’s Tom? I saw him take that 3rd pill an hour ago and haven’t seen him since”
- “oh he’s probably catting on the couch over there”

by Technomuppet March 31, 2019

Cunting

"when a female purposely goes looking for things to bitch or nag about"

My wife is always cunting and bitching about something.

by Mike Oooohhhhh'Lowery October 16, 2019

Canning

The practice of hiding cans of alcohol in your anus to sneak them into a venue.

"Hey man, are you taking any cash to get a drink inside?"
"Nah mate, I'm canning myself before we get there so I'll be fine"

by Ruinous Aardvark December 11, 2019

contingency present

A present purchased in the case a present was purchased for you. The receipt is saved, so that upon not receiving a present you can recoup your money.

I think my sister got me a present this year, so I bought a contingency present just in case.

by Warren Earl December 27, 2019