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butt brisket

A term used to define a particularly large and/or volatile bowel movement. Butt briskets are almost always preceded by several minutes or even hours of intestinal noises. Sometimes the butt brisket is so large that you can actually feel it as it move through your intestines.

When the butt brisket reaches your rectum, it causes the feeling that you are about to uncontrollably shit your pants and forces you to find the nearest toilet, coffee can, bush, etc.

Butt briskets often come out in the form of explosive diarrhea and are sometimes accompanied by jalepeno asshole.

NOTE: not to be confused with butt biscuit
I got a big ol' beefy butt brisket brewing.
by EricTheRed November 20, 2004
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Butt sucking indian giver

Well the term "indian giver" means you give something to someone, or do something, then you take it back, or demand for the same. So, butt sucking indian giver means.... well, use your imagination
Brian says to nick; "shut up! you butt sucking indian giver!"
by Farmer Joe1234567890 December 2, 2009
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butt breathing

the act of which you bend over, letting air pass freely in and out of your butt hole.
Ariel was really gassy, so she tried butt breathing to relieve herself.
by jjoinky February 1, 2010
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I'd put it in her butt.

A broad compliment to a pretty girl. Usually in the case where you would like to sleep with her, but she isn't worth getting pregnant and having to stick around with for 18 years
You: Hey man, look at the hottie over there.
Me: Damn, yeah "I'd put it in her butt."
by Puddiw July 27, 2011
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butt sex

bending a girl over and putting it in here but and make her scream in pleasure.
I put it in my girls but when she bent over to pull down her pants
by steve March 14, 2005
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pee in her butt

A term used between men to state they would like to have sex with a girl if they could.
Buck: "Look at the nice round ass on that skank."

Big Papi: "Oh yeah! I'd pee in her butt."
by Big Papi November 7, 2006
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Butt burrito

when you use someone's butt cheeks as a tortilla and fill in their ass crack with burrito fillings--pinto beans, shredded chicken, salsa, sour cream, and perhaps a special sauce from their anus-- and then eat it.
Timothy was upset that Tina's butt burrito didn't have sour cream in it, but he ate it out of her ass crack any way.
by chimericfalcon September 2, 2010
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