Puff the bearded dragon

To perform oral sex on a groin with a healthy foliage. Derived from the song and phrase Puff the magic dragon which has its own analogies related to smoking marijuana.

Bro look at her puff the bearded dragon!! Gross!

by HiILookDead May 25, 2011

firing the bearded lady

Giving a hand job (or masturbating, if you prefer), to completion

I just finished firing the bearded lady. That feels much better.

by bteambeyotches June 1, 2015

Ju Ju Beaned

When you get beaten repeatedly with the candy jujubes until your face is battered and you need to wear headgear to repair your grill. Also a girl that gets tea bagged by the abominable snowman whilst eating the hard gummy candy.

Ju Ju Beaned: act of being hit with candy or being teabagged by a hairy bastard

by Elrozz December 15, 2017

beaned

To be wasted on Ecstasy tablets.

"I was WELL beaned last nite bruv!"

by sirdropsalot March 24, 2007

bearded beaver

A Pussy that has not been shaved recently, thus making it furry

Wow, Jason Hua's mum has a nice bearded beaver!! She is hell cheap too!!!

by Rob April 8, 2004

Beaned

Beaned - As in drinking coffee and getting high/hyper off of it.

Like Beaming but Beaning... u'know?

Man I am so BEANED from that espresso shot!

Dude Java Hut's Coffee gets me so beaned every time!

by oceanpearl January 27, 2015

bearded orifice

The female reproductive organ. See also quip or twat or stinkbox.

The bearded orifice appeared in my face. I threw a few bills on the stage and went off to unwind.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004