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Bachelor of Farts

A pejorative term for self-righteous, soft science and humanities students with savior complexes, who act like they know what is best for everyone (particularly working class, blue collar, and marginalized people), when really they don't really do anything besides sitting around sniffing their own farts in a state of smug satisfaction.

They come in many forms, but are often identified by their inability to understand that their personal beliefs about the world don't give them the right to lecture someone who actually contributes value to society while they work on their theories on how to change the world despite never actually having built, fixed, or created anything of tangible value.
Power Linesman: So there's this intern kid screaming in my face about how using the word Linesman is exclusive to women, then they go off about some fucking nonsense, and I'm wondering when this moron is going to stop yelling at me so I can get to work fixing the powerlines.
Boom Operator: That's a bachelor of farts major though, in half an hour when his phone is dead he'll be complaining about how he's oppressed because he doesn't have power... probably blame it on the patriarchy or some shit but really it's cause they never shut the fuck up an do anything.
by Longstride March 20, 2021
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bachmannoid

Supporters of the daranged congresswoman from Minnesota's sixth district.
It is amazing that there are enough bachmannoids in Minnesota's sixth district to re-elect an obviously dangerous rightwing nutjob.
by bullet88 August 25, 2009
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Bachmann

Bachmann

A common sense, pro-Constitution politician who is frequently slandered by those who oppose freedom and the concept of individual liberties.

Anyone who opposes the homosexual agenda - a platform taken up by the most radical anti-Americans in their quest to destroy society - and refuses to help the "politically correct" bastardize normality.

A non-Kenyan who actually believes in the American ideals set forth in our nation's Constitution.

The political, and intellectual, opposite to the illegal Kenyan, bastard son of a whore, Marxist, terrorist-supporting, TelePrompter-dependent, community organizing, pile of excrement currently fouling the people's house.

Someone - usually a politician - who is not infected with the freedom-killing disease known as liberalism.

A person who is not the recipient of government enforced racism - the polar opposite of the brown stain who is illegaly occupying the Whitehouse.

Michelle Bachmann - Congresswoman who proudly supports our Constitution while tirelessly fighting the anti-American
Michelle Bachmann - Congresswoman from MN. Avid supporter of the Constitution
by Chuck Schumer July 25, 2011
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bachelorette

A term describing an unmarried woman, usually used to describe an affianced woman having a night on the town with her friends soon before her wedding.

Also used by single women who find the term "spinster" too old-fashioned and "prude" inapplicable.
The bachelorette and her friends thoroughly enjoyed the Chippendales show.

It will be a long time before the word "bachelorette" gains the acceptance enjoyed by the word "bachelor".
by Bec-Ann May 1, 2006
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bacher

to insert a dotted half note into a females vagina and a treble clef in the anus.
I bet Ms. Christman goes crazy for the bacher.
by George Alohombro May 11, 2006
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The Bachelor

In Texas Hold'em - Having The cards J/K off suits ( NOT of the same suit). When you say it together "JacKing Off" - What a bachelor does
"The Bachelor held strong, I got lucky and flopped the broadway"
by !!Mr_Pink777 September 16, 2005
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bachelor sip

Dude 1: "Hey, you need a glass?"
Dude 2: "Nah, I'll just take a quick bachelor sip."
by facefault October 31, 2011
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