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A proposed nation composed of territory from former American States and Canadian Provinces, which when mapped, form a Diagonal line from Alaska to Florida.

The Nation was first proposed by Raging Dissident while he was high as a kite on edibles that "ain't shit". It has since gained traction with thousands of supporters, chiefly due to the increasingly aggressive behaviour of the authoritarian left. Many see it as an inevitable response to this aggression, and a promised land for those with traditional Western Republican values.
Nations come and go, but Diagolon never dies.
by Longstride October 15, 2021
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Acronym - Fuck you, Make me.

A response to the commands and demands of busy bodies, Karens, tyrants and authoritarians who have no legal or moral authority to make them; a challenge to someone who uses shame, intimidation or threats to push individuals to conform, and make them think, say, believe, wear, or do what they want them to.

It is meant to provoke a decisive response of cowardice / weakness or absurdly hypocritical force / nonsensical action.

Ex.

Aggressor: "Do what I tell you, it's about protecting people."
Citizen: "FYMM."
Aggressor: "You must comply or force will be used.
Citizen: "FYMM"
Aggressor: "Well this is for your own good" (Proceeds to use violent force in the name of protecting people)
OR
Aggressor: *Stares blankly in confusion, backs away and shuts the fuck up.
Tyrant: Citizen, you are required to stay in your home... Citizen: FYMM.

Busy Body: You have to do what I say and follow the rules... Individual: FYMM.

Karen: Are you completely selfish? You're a piece of shit. You have to live your life how I tell you to!... Free thinker: FYMM.
by Longstride March 20, 2021
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A pejorative term for self-righteous, soft science and humanities students with savior complexes, who act like they know what is best for everyone (particularly working class, blue collar, and marginalized people), when really they don't really do anything besides sitting around sniffing their own farts in a state of smug satisfaction.

They come in many forms, but are often identified by their inability to understand that their personal beliefs about the world don't give them the right to lecture someone who actually contributes value to society while they work on their theories on how to change the world despite never actually having built, fixed, or created anything of tangible value.
Power Linesman: So there's this intern kid screaming in my face about how using the word Linesman is exclusive to women, then they go off about some fucking nonsense, and I'm wondering when this moron is going to stop yelling at me so I can get to work fixing the powerlines.
Boom Operator: That's a bachelor of farts major though, in half an hour when his phone is dead he'll be complaining about how he's oppressed because he doesn't have power... probably blame it on the patriarchy or some shit but really it's cause they never shut the fuck up an do anything.
by Longstride March 20, 2021
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