In Texas Hold'em - Having the cards Q Q
"I had to fold my four tits with a King and Ace on the flop"
In Texas Hold'em - Having The cards J/K off suits ( NOT of the same suit). When you say it together "JacKing Off" - What a bachelor does
"The Bachelor held strong, I got lucky and flopped the broadway"
In Texas Hold'em - The final act of determining the winner of the pot after all betting has been completed.
"I went 10 for 10 at the Showdown in the last tournament I played"
"Hysterical Fit Of Laughter"
Dealer: "Black_Widow" has a Full House, Aces over Kings
Dealer: !!MR_Pink777 has a Four Aces
Dealer: !!Mr_Pink777 Wins pot ($100575) With Four Aces
Dealer: Congratulations !!Mr_Pink777 you won the Tournament!
In Texas Hold'em. Holding the cards A/4. When the A is the first card you see and you slowly squeeze the 4 out from under it... it appears to be an Ace... But its not!
Try and keep your poker face the next time you squeeze the transvestite.
In Texas Hold'em, having the cards Ace - 4. When you slowly squeeze the cards with the A first... at first the 4 looks like an Ace... But its not.
"I flopped 2 3 5 with the transvestite on the button"