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get my axe 

The words that Negan says to Rick when we all realize that's Rick is his BITCH
(Throws axe out of R.V) "Get my axe😡"
get my axe by Line Up April 27, 2017
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Axl Rose 

1. Red-haired, volatile lead singer of the rock band Guns N' Roses. Back in the 80s he was good-looking, but now he's had Botox and cornrows and he looks terrible. However, he has an amazing voice and a talent for songwriting- he is responsible for some of the greatest rock songs of all time such as Sweet Child O' Mine and Paradise City. Became an arsehole and ruined a lot of people's memories of the band by carrying on without the other original members. Often turns up late to concerts, if he turns up at all, and has been recording the still unreleased album Chinese Democracy for ten years. Axl is known for his nasty temper and for being aggressive both physically and verbally, however, this may be due to the abuse he allegedly suffered during his childhood in Indiana. Has always had terrible dress sense, can't dance at all, but is still one of the best rock frontmen ever.

2. A person who has a massive ego and acts like a bit of a tit.

3. Any ginger person who brags about being in a band.

4. The Axl Dance: The act of dancing around on stage, holding a mike stand and swinging it about, almost knocking out a guitarist. Also a dance where your limbs are wobbly and going in all directions, done to any Guns N' Roses song but preferably Sweet Child O' Mine.
1. Damn, Axl Rose should just pull his finger out and release that album.

2. For fuck's sake, stop being such an Axl.

3. Look at him on that stage, who does he think he is, Axl Rose?

4. (Me and my matesat any party where GN'R get played)Axl dance!!! *dance like fools with wobbly legs*
Axl Rose by gembird November 30, 2006

axing the weasel 

Pauly Shore is the lingustic genuis who brought us "axing the weasel." It is a reference to masturbation, a violent form of masturbation. Like Pauly Shore's short-lived film career the phrase doesn't exactly make sense.
When I'm horny and angry at my penis, I pop in "Encino Man" and start axing the weasel.
axing the weasel by CSM April 23, 2005

axe about it 

common mispronounciation by rap and hip-hop musicians of the 3 words "ask about it"
Nigga axe about it, nigga axe about it, nigga axe about it.
axe about it by Ch_ill September 14, 2006

Birthday Axe 

A common practice used to continuously eliminate unwanted social media connections. When a complete stranger or frenemy celebrates a birthday, the user opts to remove that individual as a friend. The rationale is relatively simple: if a person does not care enough to offer well-wishes on another person's birthday, the two probably should not be friends anyway.

It is important to note that the Birthday Axe is not to be used by the ACTUAL birthday celebrant. If someone failed to acknowledge your birthday, you need to get over it, Little Pussy Bitch.
Person A: Dude, didn't you used to have like a million Facebook friends?

Person B: Yeah, but I birthday axed like 70 random people in October alone. It felt good doing it, too.

Ripped Some Axe 

Along the Lines of "Ripped Some Ass", The action of spraying axe body spray on yourself. In most situations, this phrase is said in question form.
"Oh my god, what's that smell!? Who just ripped some axe?"

"Sorry bro, My bad".
Ripped Some Axe by JCongo February 25, 2010