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Coon Agent

Coon Agent is the cognitive of Coon and agent; with coon meaning to act as whites (who came up with the term) expect for a black American to act, usually in obedient and stereotypical ways. For instance, they will dance, joke and display a big smile while never being serious about serious issues.

An agent is a representative of someone else, with the agent in the visible or public role with their names and faces put in public to represent the ideas, aims and goals of their employer. The employer is almost never seen, or is rarely seen or heard from, leaving the agent to handle all of the bad things. Putting the two words together, produces a Coon Agent; a employed agent or representative from another who goes against their people, who is a coon by default simply by allowing themselves to be used.
Tariq Nasheed is a Coon Agent for attacking Africans, Caribbeans and black Americans on behalf of his white masters. He never attacks his masters, which shows him to be both coon and agent.
by Coon Watch February 24, 2025
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Agent 368

Agent 368
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Surreal Estate Agent

1. Someone who tries to kill someone by making them do it themselves.

2. A psycho murderer who is also vegan.
The surreal estate agents have showed up to every one of my gigs this year, they want rent in blood.
by Big John & the Boys July 2, 2018
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Free Agent

As long as you don't have a duo q, you are considered a free agent
dang do you think he is a Free Agent? I've been looking for someone.
by freeagentcreator September 17, 2023
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O5-4 “The Agent”

Also known as Ghostie, O5-4 plays the role of Agent Ulgrin and the Unit Commander of Nu-7 “Hammer Down”. His character, Agent Ulgrin, is the biological father of my own character, Mitchell Ulgrin.
Holy shit, O5-4 “The Agent” is hosting Pizza day earlier than usual, I’m so pumped!
by ZeppelinFunds July 7, 2022
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Multiverse agent magnet

Someone the multiverse agents are always after.
That guy/girl has been a multiverse agent magnet ever since he/she started trying to become the One.
by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021
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Pulling an Agent

The act of accidentally deleting or overwriting any 100% complete game save from any video game requiring one. This has originated when some poor soul just recently completed the video game Grand Theft Auto IV to 100% and immediately overwritten it with a beginning save game.
Example of "Pulling an Agent":

A: "Hey dude, I just beat GTA IV!"

B: "Sweet! Hey, I just figured out if you save your game on the first mission it'll say an error when you re-load it!"

A: "Really? let me try!"

A: "FUUUUUUUUU! I just saved over my complete save game!"

B: "Dude, you just pulled an Agent."

A: "FML."
by rickatronakaminomidom March 25, 2011
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