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THE AFTERFACIAL

THE ART OF SNEAKING INTO A FUNERAL HOME AND GIVING THE CORPSE THE MONEY SHOT WHILE IN THE CASKET. GUESTS ARE OFTEN ALARMED WHILE VIEWING THE DECEASED
"YO DUDE! MY BUDDY RYAN IS SICK. HE SNUCK INTO THIS PORNSTAR'S FUNERAL AND GAVE HER THE AFTERFACIAL."

" YO DUDE! I KNOW I CAN TRUST THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR NOT TO GIVE MY GIRLFRIEND THE AFTERFACIAL. HE HAS A SOLID REPUTATION."
by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009
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The infamous Cigarette you smoke after you get done eating a meal, or even a snack.
Ex:

Matt: Let's go have that Cigarette-After-You-Eat-Cigarette!

Preston: I'm already smoking the Cigarette after you smoke your Cigarette-After-You-Eat-Cigarette!
by The Advocates August 14, 2009
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after awhile crocodile

A way of saying goodbye, followed by another person saying "see you later alligator". Can also be said "In a while crocodile".
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after the flash

A ROBLOX game where little kids go to fight, or rather pretend to fight.
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After Edward Syndrome

The depression during the period after a fanatic of the Twilight saga finishes the final book, Breaking Dawn. Is characterized by a sense of sadness and anger that there is no more Edward Cullen to be had.
Lauren: "Danielle seems pretty sad lately, don't you think?"

JoJo: "She just finished Breaking Dawn. I think she has After Edward syndrome."
by MrsEdwardCullen March 29, 2009
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After Eight

My baby... do you want to watch the sunset after eight, while drinking hot chocolate with a box of after eight chocolates?
by ...Shoaib&Zoya... January 16, 2012
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Morning After Hair

Messy hair after a night of wild sex. Same as sex hair and looks just like bed head.
Wow, that slut Erin didn't even comb out her morning after hair, you know she got rammed hard last night!
by Ariel Lei August 22, 2007
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