New Zealand

A place that has only ever been Defined by People who aren't from New Zealand.

*See New Zealand Thread of Urban Dictionary.

by IIHawkerII May 3, 2015

Zelda

An adventure game that you get owned in then any other game. But it can be fun until you get owned

That creature owned me in Zelda but i'll still play because i have nothing else better to do

by omnomnom!!11 June 2, 2009

Zealand

A small pain in the arse.

It's not quite a prolapse but I have a bit of a Zealand going on back here

by Ralph1942 October 13, 2010

The Princess Zelda

A sexual position/adventure best undertaken by three persons. One individual, preferably the hairiest of the three, hereafter referred to as "Ganon", must “kidnap” a second individual, hereafter "Zelda". The third individual, hereafter "Link", thus embarks upon a quest to "rescue" Zelda.

The use of various "items" that can assist Link in "rescuing" Zelda or "stopping" Ganon may add some intrigue. They should be erotic in nature and left about the "dungeon" so that Link may utilize them to the best of his/her technical ability.

Most importantly Zelda is not allowed to aid Link or hinder Ganon in any fashion until the very end. The recommended code of conduct for Zelda is to act as she does in many of the video games: Do Nothing, at all. Ragdoll.

Victory Conditions:
At this point Link would use whatever has been agreed upon as the "Master Sword" and he and Zelda may "Banish" Ganon in whichever way he/she finds most appealing.

You may, in the course of roleplay, choose to discover that Ganon isn't such a bad guy. In this case the two may put aside their differences and work together to "rescue" the princess in the method that proves most effective.

"This weekend my girlfriend, her Pilates instructor, and I were playing The Princess Zelda and he almost won until I pulled out my Master Sword and smote him."

"I'm feeling a little kinky, would you boys like to play 'Mousetrap?'"
"Nah, Dan and I played that last week; he got the cheese. Let's play The Princess Zelda."

by linkgenesis January 27, 2013

new zealand's next top model

a reality tv show that "searches for new zealand's next top model" by having them do different photoshoots, all while hardly dressed or naked so the world can drool over the girls which understandably and/or potentially ruins relationships the girls are in.

did you see last night's episode of new zealand's next top model?! oh yeah! Micheala posed naked?? It's a shame. I don't think her bf will stay with her after half the world's seen her naked before he did. They'd been together for so long too. Why can't NZNTM just have the girls do normal modeling instead of this stuff and ruining what virtue the girls have?

by wishinghismodelstayedcovered February 22, 2011

New Zealand

The best country in the world. Guess What?? we won the rugby world cup twice in a row beat that auzzies!! New Zealand also has an amazing landscape that will take your breath away at every turn. Also go to dunedin we have the steepest street in the world!!!!

Australian: Where do you live?
New Zealander: New Zealand Mate. Did you see who won the rugby world cup. Oh right it was us hahaha!

Australian: Why oh Why?
New Zealander: Beat that!!!

by kittylover_123 February 1, 2016

The Legend of Zelda

A video game made by Nintendo where there is a warrior named Link who is supposed to save Zelda. Hardest game to get through.

by SonicDude June 2, 2003