Abrasions, usually located about the face, resulting from contact with the zipper of another's pants. Often caused by one's impatience to give one's partner a "hummer."
Q: Hey, how did Lauren get those scratches on her face?
A: She says they're from her friend's cat, but I think they're zipper marks! Have you seen her new boyfriend? He's hot!
A: She says they're from her friend's cat, but I think they're zipper marks! Have you seen her new boyfriend? He's hot!
by pm December 4, 2003
Get the Zipper Marks mug.The feeling you get when you accept that you just don't care about all of the problems in the company.
Due to excess zipathy, Michelle will not be going to, or doing any, work today.
The feeling in the office today is general zipathetic
The feeling in the office today is general zipathetic
by Zipster1 May 26, 2010
Get the zipathy mug.Rabbi Jewski broke a Guinness world record last week when he performed his own circumcision. The zipper meat was peeled off of his pants zipper and placed in a plaque next to his Guinness plaque for the whole congregation to admire.
by Unfortunate Ted October 11, 2011
Get the zipper meat mug.Zipper Chomp zip-er, chomp After the act of urination - or other activities involving the penis - when one fastens his zipper and finds an extremity (the penis) getting caught up in the action. Zipper chomping is comparable to being bit by a crocodile. Common symptoms may include swelling, redness, severe shrieking, and even castration. Getting zipper chomped is worse than being aborted.
"Tom, what is wrong with your penis"? "Oh I got zipper chomped"
"Honey, I would much rather give birth than get zipper chomped"
"Oh you had cancer? Try getting zipper chomped"
"Honey, I would much rather give birth than get zipper chomped"
"Oh you had cancer? Try getting zipper chomped"
by Sovi big red September 29, 2013
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by DarkFinn March 3, 2018
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by Shane Hardy January 12, 2023
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2. The name of a Charmeleon owned by Ritchie in the Pokemon series.
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by ProudGinger February 12, 2009
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