washing lures

A fishing term to indicate zero success - meaning no fish are biting the lures, so one is just out there dragging lures through the water to wash them off. The term can be applied to other areas of life.

Chuck: "Hey Mike, how were your proposals to change those operational procedures in the distribution center received?
Mike: No one responded at all, so I guess I was just washing lures..."

by clemence55 June 28, 2009

Waxing the Cheese

Male masturbation

I was pissed because my mom walked in on me while I was waxing the cheese.

by D'hyrelle Joyn'zahn March 16, 2010

Washington Mutuals

Refers to the male testicles.

Ouch! She kicked me right in my Washington Mutuals.

by Uncle Chacka June 17, 2010

Washington whirlpool

the act of grinding up food and drinks and feeding it to your girlfriend. After she throws it up in a condom you freeze it and use it as a dildo to fuck her with.

"Payton gave me a Washington whirlpool last night... secretly I sorta liked it"

by spectrum violet July 26, 2016

Washington Wiener Wrap

A man must wrap his shaft in a tortilla (preferably cornmeal) to substitute for a condom. Then proceed to insert Mexican Ingredients into the woman's anus and vagina. The man will then fuck her profuciley, causing the ingredients to mush, the woman will then force them out into the tortilla and roll it as best she can and then proceed to eat it.

"Latino Women give the best Washington Wiener Wraps."

by LSDemonKid March 17, 2017

waking up at buttfuck

Waking up so damn early it makes the ass crack of dawn seem late.

We are waking up at buttfuck to make it to the event on time.

by BIG POPPA STOCK April 7, 2017

washington tickle

The act of pleasuring ones partner by filling her earlobe with ejaculate whilst also squeezing her breasts so hard that her ears pop, and the ejaculate sprays on your face in a tickling matter.

Our sex life was getting boring so I gave her a Washington tickle.

by Tikiman123456789 April 22, 2017