A medical professional who specializes in bitching about referrals for goute-related disease and other types of wounds
Watch out, man. The Wound Care-ist just got another referral for a "gout wound" and he is having a total meltdown.
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Wounded waco's have all the swag and get all the ladies. Are hardcore ballers and usually tall.
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Dude, did that guy just get punched in the face for trying to save a puppy, thats the ultimate poon wound. I was just shot after beating ten men with my bare hands, this is a great poon wound
by leesterthe2nd November 21, 2011
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Did the Uber cancel on you? Don't get your charging cables all wound up, we'll just order another cab.
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