Power Wash

To ejaculate onto a woman's face so forcefully that it distorts her makeup, like a powerwasher pushing dirt off the side of a house.

"I offered to power wash Mrs. Johnson's house for $100, but she didn't have any money so she paid by letting me power wash her."

by Mr. Lang June 8, 2009

ball wash

when you take such a massive shit it splashes in the water so hard it gets piss water all over your nuts.

"that shit was so huge i got a free ball wash"

by jr December 11, 2004

I'll never wash my cheek

a saying used when someone kisses you, meaning that you will never wash their spit off your jaw because it is PRECIOUS to you.

Johnny Depp kissed me...i'll never wash my cheek again!

by francesca papayano September 20, 2003

head wash

A blow job that salivates and refreshes the head of the penis.

"She gave me a head wash in the Carl's Jr. drive thru lane".

by DayVee April 6, 2003

wolken wash

when you pull your pants down and fart into a towl,or cloth of somesort and proceed to cover it over someone's face.

dude did you guys see that mervin just got a wolken wash.

by Brandon dogg May 24, 2005

Jug Wash

To cover the breasts with semen and then rub it around with the penis like basting a turkey with butter.

I Jug Washed my Mrs last night.

by Captain Jugwash February 20, 2009

Bloke wash

instead of washing properly, just spraying excessive amounts of deodorant in an attempt to smell fresh and ready to go.

Mick- Quick let go, we've got some chicks to meet,
Paddy- dammit i haven't showered yet and i stink
Mick- no worries- heres my deodorant, -just have a BLOKE WASH and we'll get moving!

by pubstarz July 17, 2009