Definitions by pubstarz

Bloke wash 

instead of washing properly, just spraying excessive amounts of deodorant in an attempt to smell fresh and ready to go.

Mick- Quick let go, we've got some chicks to meet,
Paddy- dammit i haven't showered yet and i stink
Mick- no worries- heres my deodorant, -just have a BLOKE WASH and we'll get moving!

Bloke wash by pubstarz July 17, 2009

cuntsplodge 

The stain left on sheets or mattress when a newly paired up couple insist upon fornication even though the female is heavily menstruating.

Oh bollocks, you've just cuntsplodged my mum and dads bed!

cuntsplodge by pubstarz August 11, 2008