Twitter

Twitter is a place for People With No Lifes To Talk To NO ONE

GUY1: hey, get a twitter
GUY2: dude. i have friends, i dont need a twitter
GUY1: but i have 70 people following me on twitter
GUY3: get a fucking life

by AdamRock1 May 2, 2009

Twitter

A place for aspiring stalkers!

Everyone on twitter says to "follow me" --- Stalkers fallow people...

by BeeRBee May 20, 2009

Twitter Life

Noun: When a person spends all his or her time creating an imaginary life on twitter, instead of actually doing anything or interacting with anyone.

Yeah, he spent the entire party in the corner twittering about how great the party was, instead of actually talking to anyone. So much for a real life, he's only got a twitter life.

by Jackie Shelton January 15, 2009

Twitter

Something I cannot stand, the most annoying fucking thing in the world.

I have twitter! WOW bro your a fucking douchebag.

by Sickofmakingshitup March 23, 2010

Twattery

When somebody acts like a complete twat

Tom Is Just Full Of Twattery

by Oli C November 5, 2008

twattery

Participating in twat-like activities; having twat-like qualities.

"Dude...you must contain your twattery. Ditch the lame pink polo shirt and your popped collar."

by His Wittyness January 18, 2009

Twitterazzi

Are the people who having a celebrity or pseudo-celebrity on sight, immediately snap a picture of said famous person and tweets about it.

Dude, Twitterazzi are going crazy, Lindsay Lohan showed her twat at The Ivy....again.

by juancHoK February 27, 2010