MEN ARE TURTLES WHEN YOU WALK IN!

Used as an insult. When said person walks into a room instead of the guys getting boners the penis retracts because bitch you ugly.

Hobag : "Your just a fuggly slut"

Boss ass bitch : "MEN ARE TURTLES WHEN YOU WALK IN!"

by because why not January 26, 2015

two turtles fucking

Usually reserved for jobs or activities that require hardhats. "Two turles fucking" is when a person takes off his/her hardhat and swiftly brings it down on top of another's hardhat still on other's head. It doesn't hurt like being cracked in the head, but it stings a bit and jars one's brain.

Worker: "Hey, ever heard two turtles fucking?"

New Guy: "No, what do they sound like?"

(Worker executes "two turtles fucking)

New Guy: "Owwww!"

by Pork King October 14, 2005

turtle head

when you have to poo and it is poking in and out of the anus

I really should go to the bathroom I have a turtle head poking!!!

by Blake0815 May 25, 2007

Turtle Club

A drinking "club" that U. S. Sailors from the USS Midway (CVA-41), around 1964-5, in a bar across from Ft. DeRussy in Honolulu, Hawaiia, used to try to get free drinks.

New initiates had to answer some seemingly off-color questions. The only question I can remember is shown below in the example.

We sailors would initiate a bar server, preferably a young female who could still blush, because of the number one rule for members. If asked publicly if one is a Turtle, the member MUST answer, "You bet your sweet ass I am!" Failure to do so would be penalized with having to buy all members present a drink.

Turtle Club Initiation question: "Name a four-lettered word for intercourse." Answer: Talk!

by Turtleclubsailor January 12, 2009

Snapping Turtle

When giving a slow blow job the girl bites the guys penis just before his climax.

The guy pissed me off so I gave him a snapping turtle.

by Puppy Dawg July 31, 2007

turtle jacking

When you are fingering a girl's ass and find the head of a turd. You manipulate the turd in order to hit regions otherwise unattainable by a finger and bring her to orgasm.

Being finger deep in a girl's ass and pushing around the turd to get her to orgasm.

by Anderson and Wakefield June 3, 2005

Turtle Grape

Much like faeces slowly exiting the anus in the style of the 'Turtle's head,' popping in and out before you are able to pass matter, the Turtle Grape is when one pushes a grape from their pursed mouth in this motion.
This can be done to comically imitate the suppression of a popping out poo.

"Hey Tilly. check it out, I'm crapping this grape out of my mouth like a Turtle's Head"
-"Oh yeah, it's a Turtle Grape ahahahaah!"

by Chuzzy and Tills February 24, 2011