Turd Crusher 

One who partakes in any type of anal sex.

"Don't pick up the soap. Duane is a Turd Crusher!"

Turd Crusher by Pud June 5, 2005

Turd bird 

A car produced by Ford Motor Company, often referred to as Thunderbird

Those moron teenagers around NYC in 1966 thought Cadillacs, Lincolns, and Turd Birds were cool cars.

Turd bird by andy1 June 5, 2005

Turd base 

When she lets you put it in her pooper for the first time.

I finally made it to turd base last night.

Turd base by jumbofrank December 27, 2008

turd waffle

a turd that is placed into a waffle maker then made into a waffle.

I made a turd waffle then ate it.

turd waffle by the big nutcracker May 13, 2005

Turd Alert 

An email message sent to your circle of friends at work after the discovery of brown matter that didn't quite make it into the toilet bowl.

TURD ALERT … TURD ALERT … TURD ALERT
Alert Level: brown
Location: first stall, ladies room
Status: uncomfirmed (sorry, even with contacts I can’t identify suspect 100%)
MO: inconspicuously positioned to the left side of porcelain goddess; proceed with caution, and avoid stall numero uno at all costs

Turd Alert by Fruity Ana January 19, 2009

Turd Basher

A person who likes to bash turds.
Is linked to shit stabber.

"Ants, leave me alone and stop being a turd basher!"

Turd Basher by Push It April 30, 2008

turd insecurity 

A public restroom phenomenon in which the turd dumper needs complete privacy in order to do their thing. The presence of another person in the adjacent stall, or even the restroom, will cause sphincters to pucker to less than a 1 cm.

This is especially true if the turd dumper knows he/she is going to have an embarrassing explosive turd, complete with lots of gas and splashing sounds.

Two persons with turd insecurity in adjacent stalls results in a very uncomfortable , time consuming experience for both. A solution is to flush the toilet in sync with dumping the turd, hopefully masking the dump.

His sphincter tight with turd insecurity, Steve hoped the person in the next stall would leave. In the next stall, Mark harbored the same hopes.

turd insecurity by Tuftskins April 30, 2009