A super hard ass brass instrument that is mastered by only the greatest musicians.(duck, holden, michael, etc.minus kennan) No matter what you other fat fucker band geeks have to say.
by Holden Smith December 3, 2006
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The entire act of an exaggerated or grotesque imitation of a tramp, such as the act of attracting attention through multiple repeated sexual contacts with multiple individuals for no monetary compensation or a series of events culminating in the individual or public knowledge that one/many is/are without morals when faced with the truth of what they did, i.e. last night.
Witness: "She let those boys do what?... What a trampesty." or
Witness 1: "She was in the bathroom with that guy forever and her boyfriend just sat there like a pussy."
Witness 2: "That is a true trampesty."
or
Participant: "I think it was only four or six, maybe."
or
Witness: "She broke up with him, that is why he is making out with that ugly chic at the bar... Trampesty."
Witness 1: "She was in the bathroom with that guy forever and her boyfriend just sat there like a pussy."
Witness 2: "That is a true trampesty."
or
Participant: "I think it was only four or six, maybe."
or
Witness: "She broke up with him, that is why he is making out with that ugly chic at the bar... Trampesty."
by Vincent Lechizo April 21, 2006
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And adjective to describe something you've done that is something Trump does/wants to do/would do.
And adjective to describe something you've done that is something Trump does/wants to do/would do.
by bjoohaha June 7, 2017
Get the trumpesque mug.A type of genital piercing in which the foreskin of the penis and bottom lip of the anus are pierced together, connected by a ring. The piercing derives it's name from the sound produced when a person with the piercing farts. The stretched foreskin of the penis causes the sound of the expulsion of gas from the rectum to be amplified. This results in a loud hollow sound resembling a low C note played on a trumpet.
by fatland September 15, 2010
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often sought by legions of college females
often sought by legions of college females
A: Oh, he's in a Ska band, what does he play?
B: Let's just say he's a Crumpet Trumpet.
A: Mandy's gonna want his number..
B: Let's just say he's a Crumpet Trumpet.
A: Mandy's gonna want his number..
by brookeybby December 1, 2010
Get the Crumpet Trumpet mug.Essentially a reverse rusty trombone, an angel's trumpet is performed by giving a blow job while inserting a thumb in the receiving party's anus.
Sarah wanted to give me a rusty trombone, but I said fuck the hand job, play the angel's trumpet baby.
by The Receiving Party January 29, 2014
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