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trumpet

A super hard ass brass instrument that is mastered by only the greatest musicians.(duck, holden, michael, etc.minus kennan) No matter what you other fat fucker band geeks have to say.
Duck, Holden, and michael rock out the trumpet in class while kennan fucks everything up.
by Holden Smith December 3, 2006
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Ass Trumpet

When you blow into someones asshole like playing a trumpet.
I tryed the ass trumpet on cindy last night, she loved it!
by AssTrumpetier September 2, 2006
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trampesty

The entire act of an exaggerated or grotesque imitation of a tramp, such as the act of attracting attention through multiple repeated sexual contacts with multiple individuals for no monetary compensation or a series of events culminating in the individual or public knowledge that one/many is/are without morals when faced with the truth of what they did, i.e. last night.
Witness: "She let those boys do what?... What a trampesty." or
Witness 1: "She was in the bathroom with that guy forever and her boyfriend just sat there like a pussy."
Witness 2: "That is a true trampesty."
or
Participant: "I think it was only four or six, maybe."
or
Witness: "She broke up with him, that is why he is making out with that ugly chic at the bar... Trampesty."
by Vincent Lechizo April 21, 2006
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trumpesque

Adjective
And adjective to describe something you've done that is something Trump does/wants to do/would do.
He built a wall to block off Mexico, how trumpesque.
by bjoohaha June 7, 2017
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Jacobs Trumpet

A type of genital piercing in which the foreskin of the penis and bottom lip of the anus are pierced together, connected by a ring. The piercing derives it's name from the sound produced when a person with the piercing farts. The stretched foreskin of the penis causes the sound of the expulsion of gas from the rectum to be amplified. This results in a loud hollow sound resembling a low C note played on a trumpet.
Did that guy's ass just make a low C note? He must have a Jacobs Trumpet.
by fatland September 15, 2010
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Crumpet Trumpet

A man who becomes sexually aroused while giving a woman oral sex;

often sought by legions of college females
A: Oh, he's in a Ska band, what does he play?

B: Let's just say he's a Crumpet Trumpet.

A: Mandy's gonna want his number..
by brookeybby December 1, 2010
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Angel's Trumpet

Essentially a reverse rusty trombone, an angel's trumpet is performed by giving a blow job while inserting a thumb in the receiving party's anus.
Sarah wanted to give me a rusty trombone, but I said fuck the hand job, play the angel's trumpet baby.
by The Receiving Party January 29, 2014
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