Get the torpe mug.One friend says to the other in soft and slightly inquisitive tones, whilst lighty taping said friend in a comforting manner with a their hand (fingers bunched together and touching the thumb) "Topshop?"
Friend replies with similar gesture to any part of friends body replying simply "Topshop."
Friend replies with similar gesture to any part of friends body replying simply "Topshop."
by rastapastagofaster April 7, 2009
Get the Topshop mug.TOP SZN a term "coined" by Octobers Very Own OB OBRIEN that means to get a blowjob.
NOT a strain of Marijuana
TOPSZN IS THE REGIME Translates to ; Getting a blowjob is better then having sex with a groupie because it's quick, less personal (degrading to women) and the chick can't get pregnant.
NOT a strain of Marijuana
TOPSZN IS THE REGIME Translates to ; Getting a blowjob is better then having sex with a groupie because it's quick, less personal (degrading to women) and the chick can't get pregnant.
by uonthatbandwagon January 28, 2014
Get the TOPSZN mug.The evolved form of chav. When Sienna Miller became 'the height' of English fashion, high street stores like TopShop were thrown into the limelight. Enter, the topshop chav. They're the same scum as before, they just look slightly better, although they're still all identical to each other.
When Kate Moss' line for topshop comes out next year, the fashion world will cringe - we know there'll be a long line of 'chuddy' chewing, sweaty, identical topshop chavs queuing up at 4am to look just like her.
When Kate Moss' line for topshop comes out next year, the fashion world will cringe - we know there'll be a long line of 'chuddy' chewing, sweaty, identical topshop chavs queuing up at 4am to look just like her.
My Zoe is a topshop chav, whenever I go shopping I say to myself.. "Would Zoe wear it?" and then replace it promptly on the shelf if the answer is anywhere near yes.
"I just saw 17 topshop chavs walking down the street, all identically dressed."
Katherine - "I shop at Topshop, I'm not a topshop chav!"
Me - "yes, but, you don't buy then entire store (or try and buy the entire store from cheaper shops like Poundsavers) and wear the clothes exactly like the bloody mannequins.
Katherine - "Ah, I am now enlightened."
"I just saw 17 topshop chavs walking down the street, all identically dressed."
Katherine - "I shop at Topshop, I'm not a topshop chav!"
Me - "yes, but, you don't buy then entire store (or try and buy the entire store from cheaper shops like Poundsavers) and wear the clothes exactly like the bloody mannequins.
Katherine - "Ah, I am now enlightened."
by shewasaninjagirl October 9, 2006
Get the topshop chav mug.by lilj3d August 18, 2006
Get the Off Tops mug.Topspur is a Banter Name for the Biggest Club in London known as Tottenham Hotspur FC. They like to Batter Small Clubs like Assna which is the Smallest Club in London
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Get the Topspur mug.The accidental insertion of the erect Penis into a Woman's anus during regular vaginal intercourse. This is unplanned entry without pre lube or forewarning. Often ends in a slap in the face or surprise orgasm. Usually pain
I was banging that bird and I totally torpedoed her, turns out she had piles and didn't like it up the shitter
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