Total Chode

Someone, always a guy, that can never not be a Douchebag, Asshat, Jack Off, Schmuck, and or Scum Bag, no redeeming qualities!

Joe is a TOTAL CHODE!

by Bam068 January 30, 2020

Toqa

A girl with a nice....

Smile.

Damn... check out that Toqa. She has a very nice smile.

by Toqa’sfanclub July 26, 2020

that's totally gonna happen

A sarcastic statement used to mock someone's bad idea, pretty much saying it's not gonna work out like that.

Kid 1: "Oh man, my friend and I are gonna go get loaded it in the park!"

Kid 2: "Oh, well, I mean, the police station is right next door... But yeah, no, that's totally gonna happen."

by Peter W.N. June 27, 2009

Total Recall

A Total Recall is when one has intercourse with a 'busty', 'athletic' and 'skinny' girl all in a row.

"I finally slept with a busty chick last night to complete my Total Recall."

by Ahhhnold March 26, 2010

Totally N. G.

means "totally not good"- used in the Super Milk Chan Show(best show right next to Magical Play)

I'm about five seconds short of throwing up! totally N. G.!!

by synthetika June 14, 2005

Total n00bface

A total n00b that cant spell, use punctuation for their momma's life, or understand many over 5 letter words.

Person 1: Hi.
Total N00bface: omgz hi bzz havnt spoke to u in agees bbz luv ya so much!!1!!11!!1

Seriously.. that happened one.

by imsuchan00biscuit March 28, 2009

Total-E-Do

To impregnate a kangaroo

"Aww, that f**king moron total-e-do"

by Ry-Ry Niski May 16, 2009